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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:56 pm
Hey, good one Whooda. Keep it real, man.

Which was Papua's main city
I've never once been there; a pity
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 08:26 am
McTag wrote:
Hey, good one Whooda. Keep it real, man.


<<My syllable count was sketchy, but I've never been a purist.>>

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Which was Papua's main city
I've never once been there; a pity
I smell gin & lime,
Endless summertime
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 10:11 am
Which was Papua's main city
I've never once been there; a pity
I smell gin & lime,
Endless summertime
I've heard you can see some nice titty
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The groundhog his shadow did see...
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 10:40 am
The groundhog his shadow did see...
Scared him so much he had to pee
then with a jump
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 04:18 pm
Very Happy Jose Cuervo! Very Happy

The groundhog his shadow did see...
Scared him so much he had to pee
then with a jump
And a leg to hump --
Woodchucks-Gone-Wild in Punxsutawney!

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Our next stop will be Mardi Gras
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 01:23 pm
Our next stop will be Mardi Gras
We'll go down to without any bra(s)

Hey WhoodaThunk Good 2 C U 2
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 01:25 pm
Our next stop will be Mardi Gras
We'll go down to without any bra(s)
Well drink up the booze
and check ouy some boobs
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 03:13 pm
Our next stop will be Mardi Gras
We'll go down to without any bra(s)
Well drink up the booze
and check ouy some boobs
All but those of my mother-in-law. Shocked

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We will then give them up for Lent
(At least those that sag or are bent)
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 03:32 pm
We will then give them up for Lent
(At least those that sag or are bent)
And focus our piety
on prayer and sobriety.
Damnation for thee pitching a tent.

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Shrove Tuesday will soon come and go.
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 03:49 pm
<< Laughing ... thanks for keeping us focused, LTX.>>

Shrove Tuesday will soon come and go.
Haul out those sins you've kept in escrow
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 04:16 pm
Whooda, 'tis a pleasure. :wink:

Shrove Tuesday will soon come and go.
Haul out those sins you've kept in escrow
Confess, yes you must,
Keep your mind off the bust.
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 05:36 pm
Shrove Tuesday will soon come and go.
Haul out those sins you've kept in escrow
Confess, yes you must,
Keep your mind off the bust.
Tit-for-tat becomes quid pro quo.

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I confess I have disspitated
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 11:05 am
I confess I have disspitated
and often I've anticipated
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 11:12 am
I confess I have dissipated
and often I've anticipated
The money I'd make
A lot, give or take
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 12:19 pm
I confess I have dissipated
and often I've anticipated
The money I'd make
A lot, give or take
At least I've participated.

A gambler, a wastrel I'm not
I confess I gave it some thought
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2006 07:27 pm
A gambler, a wastrel I'm not
I confess I gave it some thought.
I once ran amok
With good Lady Luck
Then she left me and took the jackpot.

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Pull up a chair and place your bet
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2006 08:54 pm
Pull up a chair and place your bet,
The game for tonight is roulette.
This is no place for heroes,
or your car keys, on zeroes.
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 07:19 am
Pull up a chair and place your bet,
The game for tonight is roulette.
This is no place for heroes,
or your car keys, on zeroes.
Take heed, ye, to my sermonette.

That big wheel spins gaily around
Singing softly with its swishing sound,
And then as it slows
Tears drip from my nose
Because to-night I'll sleep on the ground.

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Bread and water are now luxuries
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 06:36 am
Bread and water are now luxuries
Though I need a new heart, hip, & knees
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 09:22 am
Jose Cuervo wrote:
Our next stop will be Mardi Gras
We'll go down to without any bra(s)

Hey WhoodaThunk Good 2 C U 2


A rare sighting of the legendary Jose. Respect, man.

(It took me ages to realise he was related to Jack Daniel)
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