So I've stopped doing things that I should
In the hopes that "should" turns into "could"
No obligations for me
I'll be happier, you'll see
In Melbourne, Australia (knock on wood.)
I've had it! I'm moving, he said.
All I need is a roof and a bed.
I've had it! I'm moving, he said.
All I need is a roof and a bed
And a box for my cat
And a hook for my hat
And...damn, I'll just stay here instead
There is really no place like home
There is really no place like home
Where naked a person can roam
Through thick and through thin
I'm loving my skin
There is really no place like home
Where naked a person can roam
Through thick and through thin
I'm loving my skin
While rubbing it with foam
The scent of it is so glamorous
The scent of it is so glamourous
It makes my girlfriend quite amorous
She's like a dog with a bone
She won't let me alone
The scent of it is so glamourous
It makes my girlfriend quite amorous
She's like a dog with a bone
She won't let me alone
But we are so quiet. No clamour, us.
While Mame and her girlfriend are frolicking
While Mame and her girlfriend are frolicking
McTag was feeling melancholic-y
He wants to join in
But to his chagrin
While Mame and her girlfriend are frolicking
McTag was feeling melancholic-y
He wants to join in
But to his chagrin
His good wife would give him a bollocking
Some things work better in twos
Some things work better in twos
Like putting on socks and shoes
If I didn't know better
I'd send you a letter
Some things work better in twos
Like putting on socks and shoes
If I didn't know better
I'd send you a letter
Asking, tell me about your muse.
What inspires you, Scottish bard?
What inspires you, Scottish bard?
Some bread fried in dripping, or lard
What inspires you, Scottish bard?
Some bread fried in dripping, or lard.
One's triglycerides
Must flow like the tides
What inspires you, Scottish bard?
Some bread fried in dripping, or lard.
One's triglycerides
Must flow like the tides
Or your arteries grow hard.
She danced and twirled and spun all night
Her head did swim, her breath got tight
She danced and twirled and spun all night
Her head did swim, her breath got tight.
Sickened & dizzy
Because of her tizzy
She upchucked on all in her sight.
++++++++++++++++++++
The poor girl simply had not foreseen
The need to bring Dramamine
The poor girl simply had not foreseen
The need to bring Dramamine
Had she but only known
She'd have got some on loan
Instead of drinking caffein.
But you can't tell a princess a thing
But you can't tell a princess a thing
Except: "Here is a new diamond ring."
But you can't tell a princess a thing
Except: "Here is a new diamond ring."
Now take it and go
Get back to your beau
But you can't tell a princess a thing
Except: "Here is a new diamond ring.
Now take it and go
Get back to your beau
And remember, he'll soon be a king."
Queens and Kings, Jacks and Aces
Queens and Kings, Jacks and Aces
upcards, downcards, poker faces
Draw or hold 'em
Queens and Kings, Jacks and Aces
upcards, downcards, poker faces
Draw or hold 'em
I don't care
Just as long as they leave no traces.
Deal the cards, we're playing poker
Make sure you lose that silly joker
It's not needed, no
It's not required
