Whenever I catch up with work,
And stay one step ahead of the clerk
Pigs fly past my widow
At least it appears so
Whenever I catch up with work,
And stay one step ahead of the clerk
Pigs fly past my widow
At least it appears so
and my widow says "well thats a first"
heehee
if i ever meet one of my deadlines
it'll be all over the headlines
if i ever meet one of my deadlines
it'll be all over the headlines
BEN GETS A WRIGGLE ON
So my boss can't niggle on
if i ever meet one of my deadlines
it'll be all over the headlines
BEN GETS A WRIGGLE ON
So my boss can't niggle on
Threatening me with the breadline
Say buddy, can you spare a dime?
Say buddy, can you spare a dime?
No sorry, I haven't the time
To waste on the poor -
Say buddy, can you spare a dime?
No sorry, I haven't the time
To waste on the poor
Let me show you the door
And we'll move on to the next rhyme.
The weather's too hot in Las Vegas...
The weather's too hot in Las Vegas...
Only a cool breeze will save us
I'll bet lots of money
Tomorrow is sunny
The weather's too hot in Las Vegas...
Only a cool breeze will save us
I'll bet lots of money
Tomorrow is sunny
In Spain on the banks of the Tagus
Unless they have rain on the plain
I heard on the plane they have rain
Unless they have rain on the plain
I heard on the plane they have rain
Without my umbrella,
I'm one soggy fella.
(nice, McT)
Unless they have rain on the plain
I heard on the plane they have rain
Without my umbrella,
I'm one soggy fella.
with the rain falling plainly on my mane.
I don't mind a passing summer shower
some do, they mumble and they glower
I don't mind a passing summer shower
some do, they mumble and they glower
I strip to my shorts,
and engage in new sports.
I'm arrested within the hour.
From my cell,the view is quite plain.
I've got prison bitch fear on the brain.
From my cell,the view is quite plain.
I've got prison bitch fear on the brain
My big, tattooed cellmate
Just don't ring my bell, mate
From my cell,the view is quite plain.
I've got prison bitch fear on the brain
My big, tattooed cellmate
Just don't ring my bell, mate
I about to explode from the strain.
Now, lights out, and all is too quiet
Now, lights out, and all is too quiet
when i feel a large hand on my thigh, it...
went up too far
so i bent through the bars
and started a whole prison riot.
showers are dangerous places
showers are dangerous places
there where newbies are put through the paces
If Mo-mo drops his soap
reach down to get it, you dope,
then relax and use your good graces.
It's important when seeking parole
It's important when seeking parole
That you don't earn more time in The Hole
It's important when seeking parole
That you don't earn more time in The Hole
No shivs or gats,
tucked under the slats.
It's important when seeking parole
That you don't earn more time in The Hole
No shivs or gats,
tucked under the slats
And keep hidden the stuff that you stole
At the old lags reunion dinner
At the old lags reunion dinner,
I counted many a sinner.
We admired tattoo's,
and got into the booze.
Fat Bruno came out the winner.
It seems I must find a life.
If one can believe my dear wife.
It seems I must find a life.
If one can believe my dear wife.
But what does she know,
She goes by Jane Doe
And is known to foment labor strife.
++++++++++++++++++++
Jimmy Hoffa once was her idol
