A rather dark cloud's in the offing
And someone is sneezing and coughing
A rather dark cloud's in the offing
And someone is sneezing and coughing
If you're feeling blue
It's probably flu
A rather dark cloud's in the offing
And someone is sneezing and coughing
If you're feeling blue
It's probably flu
Lepidopterists go out nights, moffing
A net and a lamp in the gloaming
A net and a lamp in the gloaming
collectors avidly roaming
let's see what they caught
A net and a lamp in the gloaming
collectors avidly roaming
let's see what they caught
Could it be what I brought?
Ere I, like a pigeon, went homing!
Hearty laughs are more than a chuckle,
Hearty laughs are more than a chuckle,
They shake you and make your knees buckle
Hearty laughs are more than a chuckle,
They shake you and make your knees buckle
And milk from your nose
quite easily flows
Hearty laughs are more than a chuckle,
They shake you and make your knees buckle
And milk from your nose
quite easily flows
You could fall, and you might skin your knuckle.
Jose, is your name derived from tequila?
I thought I would put out a feeler
Last week, in a store
I saw ten, maybe more
Labelled bottles on sale from a dealer
I'd never seen that brand of booze
I'd never seen that brand of booze
Though it sure does make you snooze
Falling down drunk
Made me thunk
Where the hell did I put me trews ?
I'd never seen that brand of booze
Though it sure does make you snooze
Falling down drunk
Made me thunk
Where the hell did I put me trews ?
Hiya, great to "see" you hiama!
I wondered if you'd had a trauma!
So long you're not here
All have missed you my dear
For our spirit do you enamor!
We all Need a line to get started
So we don't wait around just half-hearted-
We all Need a line to get started
So we don't wait around just half-hearted-
Okay, so we're going
and there's just no knowing
We all Need a line to get started
So we don't wait around just half-hearted-
Okay, so we're going
and there's just no knowing
whether we'll walk or maybe we'll be carted(hic!)
Multiferous musings ensue
Oh what are we going to do ?
Multiferous musings ensue
Oh what are we going to do ?
Just write the line
And take some time
Multiferous musings ensue:
O, what are we going to do?
Just write the line,
And take some time,
And, if all fails, get lawyers and sue.
But, let's not be harsh to our friends..
But, let's not be harsh to our friends
On the limerick which never ends
But, let's not be harsh to our friends
On the limerick which never ends;
Let's be merry and rhyme
As we take things with time
But, let's not be harsh to our friends
On the limerick which never ends;
Let's be merry and rhyme
As we take things with time
Its never too late to make amends
Heaven's breath is a wonderful thing...
Heaven's breath is a wonderful thing...
It gives me the song that I sing.
Heaven's breath is a wonderful thing...
It gives me the song that I sing.
It's free from halitosis,
Has nothing to gross us,
And dallies along like a swing.
Some folks wish they were sleeping right now
Some folks wish they were sleeping right now
Just like the shepherd on that grassy brow
