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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 02:53 pm
It's cool in the evenings in Devon
Where David Lloyd George met Nye Bevan
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 01:25 am
It's cool in the evenings in Devon
Where David Lloyd George met Nye Bevan
When nationalisation
Would render the nation
In utopia, practically Heaven

McTag looks most sinister and spy-like,
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 05:31 am
McTag looks most sinister and spy-like,

You're kidding, aincha? I'm smiling! That's my pleasant expression! Okay, maybe squinting into the sun....

I see he is narrowing his eye, like
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Vivien
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 08:52 am
McTag looks most sinister and spy-like,
I see he is narrowing his eye, like
Norman Tebbut has told him
don't let nothin' hold him
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 09:52 am
McTag looks most sinister and spy-like,
I see he is narrowing his eye, like
Norman Tebbut has told him
don't let nothin' hold him
Yes he is the kinda guy I like

Well some folks there just ain't no pleasin'
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 10:14 am
Hear Hear!

Well some folks there just ain't no pleasin'
They ain't subject to rhyme nor to reason.
They gripe and they moan
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 11:44 am
Well some folks there just ain't no pleasin'
They ain't subject to rhyme nor to reason.
They gripe and they moan
and always they groan
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 12:50 pm
Well some folks there just ain't no pleasin'
They ain't subject to rhyme nor to reason.
They gripe and they moan
and always they groan
Why don't we charge them with treason.

The patriot waved a flag
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 01:21 pm
The patriot wavéd a flag
As he reached for another sick bag
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Vivien
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:57 am
The patriot wavéd a flag
As he reached for another sick bag
he looked at the killing
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 09:09 am
The patriot wavéd a flag
As he reached for another sick bag
he looked at the killing
And all the blood spilling
It's starting to make me gag.

"I think I'll become a Quaker"
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:10 am
'I think I'll become a Quaker,'
Said the dissatisfied L.A Laker.


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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:54 am
'I think I'll become a Quaker,'
Said the dissatisfied L.A Laker.
Then a 10.5 hit!
And it was hot as Sh_t!
He was a Laker, Shaker, Quaker and Baker

And that wasn't even the BIG one!
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Vivien
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 11:55 am
And that wasn't even the BIG one!
my poor brain round in circles that made run
to me that was just double dutch
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 16 May, 2004 01:57 pm
And that wasn't even the BIG one!
my poor brain round in circles that made run
to me that was double dutch
And so therefore, as such
I'll defer to your knowledge, my old son

American sports are, I guess
Hard to figure outside the US
And sports journalese
Gives my poor head a squeeze
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 04:02 pm
American sports are, I guess
Hard to figure outside the US
And sports journalese
Gives my poor head a squeeze
The whole thing, in short, causes stress.

A nice sunny day it was, here
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 04:22 pm
A nice sunny day it was, here
I think I shall open a beer
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 05:04 pm
A nice sunny day it was, here
I think I shall open a beer
Chomp pretzels with salt
They taste yummy with malt
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 08:41 pm
A nice sunny day it was, here
I think I shall open a beer
Chomp pretzels with salt
They taste yummy with malt
And they're making me thirsty, I fear


Where is McTag? Do you know?
Without him, this thread is so slow...
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George
 
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Reply Sat 22 May, 2004 09:51 am
Where is McTag? Do you know?
Without him, this thread is so slow...
He'll be back here to play
He just can't stay away
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