It's gone chilly again, Third of May
it's a grizzly drizzly day
I'm on A2K playing
I've not gone a-maying
It's gone chilly again, Third of May
it's a grizzly drizzly day
I'm on A2K playing
I've not gone a-maying
It's comfy inside, so I'll stay.
A hot cup of tea and a biscuit
A hot cup of tea and a biscuit
Or a cocoa- stirred, shaken? Oh, let's whisk it
A hot cup of tea and a biscuit
Or a cocoa- stirred, shaken? Oh, let's whisk it,
A nice morning break
And dare we have cake?
Yes? No! Go on - OK, let's risk it!
A nightcap is now what I'm after
A nightcap is now what I'm after
Before our rhyme gets any dafter
A nightcap is now what I'm after
Before our rhyme gets any dafter
But sleep intervened,
My new avatar's screened -
Am I wrong, or did I hear laughter?
Clary wrote:A nightcap is now what I'm after
Before our rhyme gets any dafter
But sleep intervened,
My new avatar's screened -
Am I wrong, or did I hear laughter?
In Alaska, you can't give a moose
A pick-me-up bev'rage of booze
They say it's illegal
In Alaska, you can't give a moose
A pick-me-up bev'rage of booze.
They say it's illegal
To sing to a seagull
Or tie an old man with a noose.
This is different in Tajikistan--
In which, by the way, I have a fan--
This is different in Tajikistan--
In which, by the way, I have a fan--
A friend's latest magic
Girlfriend's a Tajik -
But she was brought up in Iran.
(true!)
I am going for a walk in a garden
'I am going for a walk in the garden,
'Though my old veins are starting to harden;
Then I'll go to the pub
In my rusty old tub...
'I am going for a walk in the garden,
'Though my old veins are starting to harden;
Then I'll go to the pub
In my rusty old tub
Where I'll burp and I'll fart - beg your pardon!
A mackerel woke up one day
A mackerel woke up one day
And thought: "I've a notion to play"
A mackerel woke up one day
And thought: "I've a notion to play"
roulette? dice or poker?
but losing's a choker
A mackerel woke up one day
And thought: "I've a notion to play"
roulette? dice or poker?
but losing's a choker
Second thoughts, maybe just keep away.
When you stand up to sing a wee song
When you stand up to sing a wee song
And the melody just comes out wrong
When you stand up to sing a wee song
And the melody just comes out wrong
You'll find karaoke
Can be kind of jokey
When you stand up to sing a wee song
And the melody just comes out wrong
You'll find karaoke
Can be kind of jokey
And you'd no idea you'd sung so long...
Karaoke is easy to do
Karaoke is easy to do
My sister loves to sing too
Karaoke is easy to do
My sister loves to sing too.
She empties a bar
Much quicker by far
Than a fire alarm ringing can do.
It's cool in the evenings in Devon
