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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
mikey
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 11:40 pm
A long haired lover from liverpool,
used to strip on top of a bar stool
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 10:50 am
note from Pedant In Charge....

we are, as dlowan pointed to earlier, getting lax in our adherence to form....shame on us. Please note the rythm and accents of the following:

there ONCE was a LAdy from DUblin
whose PERsonal HYgiene was TROUBlin'
she'd MONTHly aTUB
no SOAP and no SCRUB
reLYing on FARTS for the BUBBlin'
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 11:45 am
There once was a man from Vancouver,
Who socked it to us with a Hoover.
Please clean up your act......................
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mikey
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 11:51 am
There once was a man from Vancouver,
Who socked it to us with a Hoover.
Please clean up your act......................
And do it with tact
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 12:00 pm
And please don't step in the maneuver.

A man from New Mexico said,.....................
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 02:31 pm
A man from New mexico said,
Como esta usted ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 02:49 pm
A man from New mexico said,
Como esta usted ?
But I didn't know
What he uttered, and so....
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 03:01 pm
vous et moi--tres bien--la-te-da!

And now we have Deb from down under
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 03:19 pm
And now we have Deb from down under
The witty and quick under-wonder!
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 02:06 am
And now we have Deb from down under
The witty and quick under-wonder!
She shows such panache
I break out in a rash
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 03:30 am
And now we have Deb from down under
The witty and quick under-wonder!
She shows such panache
I break out in a rash
Then retire and have a good chunder.


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There was a wee puss from Dundee..
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 05:25 am
There was a wee puss from Dundee,
Got stuck up the Fortingall Yew tree,
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:26 am
There was a wee puss from Dundee,
Got stuck up the Fortingall Yew tree,
She wailed and she howled,
And between times meowed...
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hiama
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:42 am
As she peed and peed and peed


There was a banker caleld Gautam,
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:44 am
Sorry not acceptable format , lashings of apologies:-

There was a wee puss from Dundee,
Got stuck up the Fortingall Yew tree,
She wailed and she howled,
And between times meowed,
As she peed and peed and peed

There was a banker called Gautam,
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 08:44 pm
There once was a banker called Gautam,
Who leapt from the winter to Autumn.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 10:19 pm
There once was a banker called Gautam
Who leapt from the winter to Autumn
He forgot to look first
When he landed, he cursed
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 02:01 am
There was a banker called Gautam
Who leapt from the winter to Autumn
He forgot to look first
When he landed, he cursed
And rubbed his poor sad and bruised bottom.

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I wonder, said sweet Mata Hari...
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hiama
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 02:15 am
I wonder, said sweet Mata Hari
What you really think of my sari,
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 03:09 am
I wonder, said sweet Mata Hari
What you really think of my sari,
I wrap it so well...
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