A long haired lover from liverpool,
used to strip on top of a bar stool
note from Pedant In Charge....
we are, as dlowan pointed to earlier, getting lax in our adherence to form....shame on us. Please note the rythm and accents of the following:
there ONCE was a LAdy from DUblin
whose PERsonal HYgiene was TROUBlin'
she'd MONTHly aTUB
no SOAP and no SCRUB
reLYing on FARTS for the BUBBlin'
There once was a man from Vancouver,
Who socked it to us with a Hoover.
Please clean up your act......................
There once was a man from Vancouver,
Who socked it to us with a Hoover.
Please clean up your act......................
And do it with tact
And please don't step in the maneuver.
A man from New Mexico said,.....................
A man from New mexico said,
Como esta usted ?
A man from New mexico said,
Como esta usted ?
But I didn't know
What he uttered, and so....
vous et moi--tres bien--la-te-da!
And now we have Deb from down under
And now we have Deb from down under
The witty and quick under-wonder!
And now we have Deb from down under
The witty and quick under-wonder!
She shows such panache
I break out in a rash
And now we have Deb from down under
The witty and quick under-wonder!
She shows such panache
I break out in a rash
Then retire and have a good chunder.
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There was a wee puss from Dundee..
There was a wee puss from Dundee,
Got stuck up the Fortingall Yew tree,
There was a wee puss from Dundee,
Got stuck up the Fortingall Yew tree,
She wailed and she howled,
And between times meowed...
As she peed and peed and peed
There was a banker caleld Gautam,
Sorry not acceptable format , lashings of apologies:-
There was a wee puss from Dundee,
Got stuck up the Fortingall Yew tree,
She wailed and she howled,
And between times meowed,
As she peed and peed and peed
There was a banker called Gautam,
There once was a banker called Gautam,
Who leapt from the winter to Autumn.
There once was a banker called Gautam
Who leapt from the winter to Autumn
He forgot to look first
When he landed, he cursed
There was a banker called Gautam
Who leapt from the winter to Autumn
He forgot to look first
When he landed, he cursed
And rubbed his poor sad and bruised bottom.
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I wonder, said sweet Mata Hari...
I wonder, said sweet Mata Hari
What you really think of my sari,
I wonder, said sweet Mata Hari
What you really think of my sari,
I wrap it so well...