Well sometimes the right word just fails ya
Though it could be sent in from Austrailsia
Could've come cross the ocean
Maybe it's Laotian
Well sometimes the right word just fails ya
Though it could be sent in from Austrailsia
Could've come cross the ocean
Maybe it's Laotian
Could it be from Valhalla?
Do they speak in Valhallian there?
Do they have any wisdom to share?
Do they speak in Valhallian there?
Do they have any wisdom to share?
Do they have great bods?
And remind you of Gods?
Do they speak in Valhallian there?
Do they have any wisdom to share?
Do they have great bods?
And remind you of Gods?
Yes they do, 'cause with me they compare
It's very nice here in Valhalla
My pal Thor is one hell of a fella
It's very nice here in Valhalla
My pal Thor is one hell of a fella
Wielding his hammer for thunder
I made quite a blunder
It's very nice here in Valhalla
My pal Thor is one hell of a fella
Wielding his hammer for thunder
I made quite a blunder
and summond a Disney Cinderella
So if you decide to come for a visit
So if you decide to come for a visit
there's a thing you must do, mustn't miss it.
You wrestle Brundhilda
So if you decide to come for a visit
There's a thing you must do, mustn't miss it.
You wrestle Brundhilda
While Waltzing Matilda
And first prize is yours explicit
Check in at the Hyatt Hotel
Check in at the Hyatt Hotel
Then ring the dingy little bell
The Gods will arrive
Check in at the Hyatt Hotel
Then ring the dingy little bell
The Gods will arrive
And if you survive
Check in at the Hyatt Hotel
Then ring the dingy little bell
The Gods will arrive
And if you survive
They won't send straight down to hell.
If I tell you a secret, can you keep it?
If I tell you a secret, can you keep it?
If the President buck-passes, he'll VeeP-it
If I tell you a secret, can you keep it?
If the President buck-passes, he'll VeeP-it
or call the White House leaker
to get on the telephone speaker
to blab to Fox News, they won't bleep it.
On the road to Nasiriya
On the road to Nasiriya
I got a real bad case of diarrhea
with no paper around
I sat on the ground
On the road to Nasiriya
I got a real bad case of diarrhea
with no paper around
I sat on the ground
And left a trail from there to heah
It's no joke, Montezuma's revenge
It's no joke, Montezuma's revenge
You can pick it up at Stone'enge!
It's no joke, Montezuma's revenge
You can pick it up at Stone'enge!
While eating in Britain
Be sure to be sittin
It's no joke, Montezuma's revenge
You can pick it up at Stone'enge!
While eating in Britain
Be sure to be sittin
Where the cook can't give you the mange.
Is the food there really so bad?
The way people talk it's so sad.
They eat bangers and mash
Is the food there really so bad?
The way people talk it's so sad.
They eat bangers and mash
And sometimes beef hash
Is the food there really so bad?
The way people talk it's so sad.
They eat bangers and mash
And sometimes beef hash
That's not the worst thing I ever had!
What's this about Scots and their Haggus?
