Chuckling, the doctor reviewed the man's chart
The x-ray revealed the mans heart
Was soft as marshmellow
Cause he's a jolly good fellow
Chuckling, the doctor reviewed the man's chart
The x-ray revealed the mans heart
Was soft as marshmellow
Cause he's a jolly good fellow
His heart was a work of art.
There once was a tin man who had no heart
There once was a tin man who had no heart
That's what he thought, but it just needed a start
There once was a tin man who had no heart
That's what he thought, but it just needed a start
He squeaked, "Oil Can!"
There once was a tin man who had no heart
That's what he thought, but it just needed a start
He squeaked, "Oil Can!"
For this rusty ole man
Before my joints and my head fall apart.
I hear Dorothy's shoes brought a good price
I hear Dorothy's shoes brought a good price
Slippers of Rubies are nice.
Now someone can were them
With the ginham dress, then,
I hear Dorothy's shoes brought a good price
Slippers of Rubies are nice.
Now someone can were them
With the ginham dress, then,
But if a cyclone hits, they'd better think twice.
That scarecrow always made me feel itchy
That scarecrow always made me feel itchy
And its not because I am bitchy
If you knew what I did
That scarecrow always made me feel itchy
And its not because I am bitchy
If you knew what I did
You would hid like I did
And take Toto and hide from the Witchie!
I'm melting, the wicked witch said
There's nothing left but my head
I'm melting, the wicked witch said
There's nothing left but my head
And my old magic broom
I'm melting, the wicked witch said
There's nothing left but my head
And my old magic broom
So, I'll be gone soon
But bad witches never stay dead.
The flying monkeys did swarm
"The Valkyries" played on a horn
The flying monkies did swarm
"The Valkyries" played on a horn
And Dorothy did a dance
That put the Munckins in a trance
The flying monkies did swarm
"The Valkyries" played on a horn
And Dorothy did a dance
That put the Munckins in a trance
And the "Jitterbug" was born!
But they cut that song from the movie
They didn't think it was groovy
So now it's just Trivia
-Not quite Oblivia
But they cut that song from the movie
They didn't think it was groovy
So now it's just Trivia
-Not quite Oblivia
To press "save" on that fact t'would behoove ye
Speaking of things strange and obscure
Speaking of things strange and obscure,
A conservative with a heart that is pure.
Speaking of things strange and obscure
A conservative with a heart that is pure.
They're all strange in the head
The only good ones are dead!
Speaking of things strange and obscure
A conservative with a heart that is pure.
They're all strange in the head
The only good ones are dead!
As you'll see here from my signature.
It's sunny right now in Old England
It's sunny right now in Old England
So guess what sort of day I've planned
It's sunny right now in Old England
So guess what sort of day I've planned
I still got me umbrella
And a right handsome fella...
It's sunny right now in Old England
So guess what sort of day I've planned
I still got me umbrella
And a right handsome fella...
To walk hand in hand is quite grand!
It's sunny here, too, in L. A.
