So I took my trusty boat paddle
Gave old Bruno a whack in the saddle
So I took my took my trusty boat paddle
Gave old Bruno a whack in the saddle
With a cry of delight
at this wonderous sight
So I took my trusty boat paddle
Gave old Bruno a whack in the saddle
With a cry of delight
at this wonderous sight
I laughed to see Ole Bruin skedaddle.
There once was a chimp who went wild in the city
There once was a chimp who went wild in the city
As he freaked, he sang a little ditty
There once was a chimp who went wild in the city
As he freaked, he sang a little ditty
The city folk would hear him say:
"Bananas have to ripen in a certain way."
There once was a chimp who went wild in the city
As he freaked, he sang a little ditty
The city folk would hear him say:
"Bananas have to ripen in a certain way
To ripen them wrong is a pity
My PC is giving me headaches
And just hark at the noise that the fan makes
I think I'll invest
In one like the rest
My PC is giving me headaches
And just hark at the noise that the fan makes
I think I'll invest
In one like the rest
Get a Macintosh, for pete sakes!
My IMac never breaks down
My IMac never breaks down
And its cool style is really uptown
My IMac never breaks down
And its cool style is really uptown
It can process its data
About what, doesn't matter
Before I have time to turn round.
Isn't technology cool?
Isn't technology cool?
A life-changing, uplifting tool
so has it ever been
since the first woman
handed a sharp rock to the fool.
"What's this then" said he, the big dolt
"What's this then" said he, the big dolt
"My old bearskin is starting to moult-
So go get me another"
Said she, "And don't bother
Coming back till you've done what you're told."
"A sharp rock- for a bear? Are you kidding?"
"A sharp rock- for a bear? Are you kidding?"
"He'd eat my head and my feet and my midding."
"A sharp rock- for a bear? Are you kidding?
He'd eat my head and my feet and my midding."
Thus quoth the brave hunter
As he crawled from under
And went forth to do his wife's bidding
"If I tied this sharp rock to a pole,
Getting into my bear-hunter role...."
"If I tied this sharp rock to a pole,
Getting into my bear-hunter role
Better odds I'd surmise
of the creature's demise
And we all could eat bear casserole!"
The campers crawled out of their tent
Note: alas, simultaneous posting! what are the odds?
I defer to you ...
"If I tied this sharp rock to a pole,
Getting into my bear-hunter role
I could spin it around
"If I tied this sharp rock to a pole,
Getting into my bear-hunter role
I could spin it around
Jump both feet off the ground
And whack him, then jump down a hole.
(Meanwhile, back at the ranch...)
The campers crawled out of their tent
The landlord was due for the rent
The campers crawled out of their tent
The landlord was due for the rent
But Yogi was waiting
The campers crawled out of their tent
The landlord was due for the rent
But Yogi was waiting
Anticipating
The campers crawled out of their tent
The landlord was due for the rent
But Yogi was waiting
Anticipating
On whiskey his due had been spent
Chuckling, the doctor reviewed the man's chart
Chuckling, the doctor reviewed the man's chart
The x-ray revealed the mans heart
