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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
fealola
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2003 06:27 pm
Eve is an apple-cheeked beauty!
Adam used to call her his cutie.
But those outfits they wear
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2003 06:56 pm
Eve is an apple-cheeked beauty!
Adam used to call her his cutie.
But those outfits they wear
Figs and leaves, much too bare.
Cain and Abel thought their style much too fruity.

Don't you find all these rhymes so enlightening?
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2003 07:05 pm
Don't you find all these rhymes so enlightening
I don't know-they're frightening!
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2003 07:27 pm
Don't you find all these rhymes so enlightening
I don't know-they're frightening!
Yeah, I guess some are foolish
And others quite ghoulish
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Adele
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2003 11:52 pm
Don't you find all these rhymes so enlightening
I don't know- they're frightening!
Yeah, I guess some are foolish
And others quite ghoulish
You could say that our brains...they are brightening!


Halloween is a very dark night



(wow, I almost ended that last one with orange, that would have mean. I guess I'm a softy. awwwww)
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willow tl
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 12:03 am
Halloween is a very dark night
Giving children a terrible fright
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Adele
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 12:17 am
Halloween is a very dark night
Giving children a terrible fright
We'll give them a scare
and thier candy they'll share
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willow tl
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 12:32 am
Halloween is a very dark night
Giving children a terrible fright
We'll give them a scare
and their candy they'll share
Which makes everything turn out alright.

Do witches really fly on their brooms
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 06:39 am
Do witches really fly on their brooms
While wisps of fog creep out of tombs?
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larryta2
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 08:57 am
Do witches really fly on their brooms
While wisps of fog creep out of tombs?
You never know what may say boo
Even witches and ghosts would not tell you
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 09:02 am
Do witches really fly on their brooms
While wisps of fog creep out of tombs?
You never know what may say boo
Even witches and ghosts would not tell you
Be prepared for the temple of DOOM!

There was a boy who soaped windows
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willow tl
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 01:46 pm
There was a boy who soaped windows
they say he did a mighty fine Limbo
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 01:48 pm
There was a boy who soaped windows
they say he did a mighty fine Limbo
He'd bend under a fence
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 10:16 pm
There was a boy who soaped windows
they say he did a mighty fine limbo
He'd bend under a fence
'Til his back would get tense
And he'd be stuck there, limbs all akimbo!

So who will help out poor Jimbo?
Stuck under that fence from the limbo...
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willow tl
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2003 10:35 pm
So who will help out poor Jimbo?
Stuck under that fence from the limbo
For try as he might
He was wedged in there quite tight
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2003 06:52 am
So who will help out poor Jimbo?
Stuck under that fence from the limbo
For try as he might
He was wedged in there quite tight
'Til he jumped up to chase after a bimbo!

Though it's fall here, it's still hot as hell
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2003 07:53 am
Though it's fall here, it's still hot as hell
That's great and you've no cause to yell.
Here, our flowers have died
Our green leaves have all dried
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2003 09:25 am
Though it's fall here, it's still hot as hell
That's great and you've no cause to yell.
Here, our flowers have died
Our green leaves have all dried
And soon we'll be entering our winter cell.

I love the autumn on the Eastern Coast
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2003 01:21 pm
I really love Fall on the Coast
That's the season that pleases me most
When those leaves start to turn
It starts me to yearn
As I gather some chestnuts to roast.

Can winter be too far behind?
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2003 01:27 pm
Can winter be too far behind?
Does anyone really mind?
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