One day in the Garden of Eden
An apple disappeared without reason
But we all know who
Took the apple and flew
and spiced the pot with much season
Listen up and listen good
Listen up and listen good
That Eve is a skanky hood
Listen up and listen good
That Eve is a skanky hood
she'll yank your chain
right down the drain
Listen up and listen good
That Eve is a skanky hood
she'll yank your chain
right down the drain
Didn't she cause Noah's flood??
The ants go marching one by one
The ants go marching one by one
Right in rhythm to the sound of a drum
Voracious little critters
They give me the jitters
The ants go marching one by one
Right in rhythm to the sound of a drum
Voracious little critters
They give me the jitters
I can't even squish 'em with my thumb
Whatcha mean, callin' me "skanky?"
Whatcha mean, callin' me "skanky?"
Well, we heard about you and the hanky panky
Whatcha mean, callin' me "skanky?"
Well, we heard about you and the hanky panky
Don't give me that crap
I was taking a nap
Whatcha mean, callin' me "skanky?"
Well, we heard about you and the hanky panky
Don't give me that crap
I was taking a nap
It wasn't THAT Eve I was tryin' to rank, Gee!
Sorry If I hurt your feelings
Sorry If I hurt your feelings
Your outbursts get me a reeling
Sorry If I hurt your feelings
Your outbursts get me a reeling
I will tone it down
So please don't frown
It doesn't look very appealing
Come and walk beside me my friend,
Come and walk beside me my friend,
If it's truly meant, we will walk to the end,
Come and walk beside me, my friend --
If it's truly meant, we will walk to the end.
(Surely you knew I was teasing?
I found your limericks quite pleasing!
Please be assured, you did not offend.)
The "hanky-panky" song was Madonna's...
The "hanky-panky" song was Madonna's
And I wish Madonna had come and gone-a
The "hanky-panky" song was Madonna's
And I wish Madonna had come and gone-a
She fits as a skank
Her ass for anyone to spank
The"hanky-panky" song was Madonna's
And I wish Madonna had come and gona-a
She fits as a skank
Her ass for anyone to spank
She is laughing all the way to the sauna
These limericks are funny
These limericks are funny
So why can't we get money?
These limericks are funny
Like having a jar of honey
MERGING...
These limericks are funny
So why can't we get money?
So cute and quick
Just make a lick
Like having a jar of honey.
Eve is an apple-cheeked beauty!
Eve is an apple-cheeked beauty!
Adam used to call her his cutie.
