Which of the two would you choose?
I'll take beauty, I've got to tell youse
Which of the two would you choose?
I'll take beauty, I've got to tell youse
For plain simple folk
Fame is just a big joke.
And with time your beauty you'll lose.
I'll choose healthy, wealthy and wise
I'll choose healthy, wealthy and wise
To me, this is no surprise
Money brings health
I'll choose healthy, wealthy and wise
To me, this is no surprise
Money brings health
And wisdom brings wealth
But love is the best, I surmise.
If nobody loved me, I'd die...
If nobody loved me, I'd die
But believe me, there's no need to cry.
With a puppy or kitten
You'll find yourself smitten
If nobody loved me, I'd die
But believe me, there's no need to cry.
With a puppy or kitten
You'll find yourself smitten
They get house-broken, by and by.
Woof, woof. Woof woof, Meow!
Woof, woof. Woof woof, Meow!,
wanna kick a cat and make it go eeow,
Because this darn critter,
Is a major cause of litter,
BAN him from the world..NOW !!
Give me a cuddly dog any day,
Give me a cuddly dog any day,
Cause when you ask them to, they will "stay".
They'll never dump you,
(But- may try to hump you)
Give me a cuddly dog any day,
Cause when you ask them to, they will "stay".
They'll never dump you,
(But they may try to hump you!)
Give me a cuddly dog any day,
Cause when you ask them to, they will "stay".
They'll never dump you,
(But they may try to hump you...
A game that sweet kitties won't play!)
Dogs are all smelly and dirty...
Dogs are all smelly and dirty
And they try to sniff up your skirty!
A cat won't do that!
He'll just claw your hat
And none of this is very purty!
Now goldfish are never rude.
Now goldfish are never rude
And they don't need very much food
Now goldfish are never rude
And they don't need very much food
And when you're done with them
You can have fun flushin' em
Now goldfish are never rude
And they don't need very much food
And when you're done with them
You can have fun flushin' em
Down one of the drains in the 'hood
Do people own cats, ot not?
Cats own people, is what I was taught
Do people own cats, ot not?
Cats own people, is what I was taught
But Tom doesn't own Jerry
But he's a mouse!--Sorry.
Cats'll own whatever they caught.
They leave a disgusting mess
They leave a disgusting mess
With an odor that's hard to suppress,
But I've nothing 'gainst cats
They chase dirty ole rats
They leave a disgusting mess
With an odor that's hard to suppress,
But I've nothing 'gainst cats
They chase dirty ole rats
And they don't wait until they confess.
My dog ate a groundhog once
M dog ate a groundhog once
He was a pet - we called him Alfonse.
He lived in our back yard
But let down his guard
My dog ate a groundhog once
He was a pet - we called him Alfonse.
He lived in our back yard
But let down his guard
Fido got busted-- malfeasance.
He went to the doggy pound
He went to the doggy pound
And met an amorous she-hound
