Which brings us again to Charles Darwin,
Who stood very steady but for a strong wind
The Origin of the Species
Was plagued by the breezes
Which nearly blew Chas outside in!
One Galapagos windy weekend,
One Galapagos windy weekend
His turtles and birds he did not tend
So the first Darwin Award
(He was feathered and tarred)
Went to Charlie himself, thus the trend...
Of choosing spectactular losers,
Of choosing spectactular losers
And movies that are snoozers,
Of choosing spectactular losers
And movies that are snoozers,
How about Gigli
Of choosing spectactular losers
And movies that are snoozers,
How about Gigli
For sure, that's a no-see.
And that one that's all about boozers.
Now I must confess I'm a romantic
Now I must confess I'm a romantic
AMC makes me frantic
Now I must confess I'm a romantic
AMC makes me frantic
Gregory smiles and I sigh
Audrey's tears make me cry
Now I must confess I'm a romantic
AMC makes me frantic
Gregory smiles and I sigh
Audrey's tears make me cry
Not to mention that boat in the Atlantic
Now MGM's "That's Entertainment"
Now MGM's "That's Entertainment"
Has many a tuxedo clad gent
Now MGM's "That's Entertainment"
Has many a tuxedo clad gent
Ladies with exquisite gowns,
villans with perpetual frowns,
Now MGM's "That's Entertainment"
Has many a tuxedo clad gent
Ladies with exquisite gowns,
villans with perpetual frowns,
And now it's easy to rent.
I went to the video store
I went to the video store
Looking for something more
Than violence and sex,
Cartoons and, quite vexed,
I left. Too much idiocy and gore.
Who's seen a stunning film lately?...
Who's seen a stunning film lately?
One with characters acting stately?
Like A Man For All Seasons
Who's seen a stunning film lately?
One with characters acting stately?
Like A Man For All Seasons
For the best kind of reasons
That's a film that we should value greatly.
Compare that with Hulk or Chicago
Compare that with Hulk or Chicago
They deserve a movie imbargo
Compare that with Hulk or Chicago
They deserve a movie embargo
The characters are tacky
The themes sick or wacky...
Compare that with Hulk or Chicago
They deserve a movie embargo
The characters are tacky
The themes sick or wacky
Especially ones with J-Lo
I hated to mention her name
I hated to mention her name
(And we wish you hadn't! For shame!)...
I hated to mention her name
(And we wish you hadn't! For shame!)
So, let's change the subject
I know you won't ob-ject
I hated to mention her name
(And we wish you hadn't! For shame!)
So, let's change the subject
I know you won't object
Let's talk about Beauty or Fame.
Which of the two would you choose?...
