Take my Wife, Please

I dunno..

If I want to buy something for my husband to 'make him happy' I make sure it is something he likes

If i want something to make ME happy

I make sure it is something he doesnt like.



Almond cookie cj?

You're done? That musta been a hellofa look she gave you.

I am an admitted food snob. There is nothing wrong with it.

You would make a good couple.

I guess you are an American, because you call biscuits "cookies". Well, buddy, you sound like an ignorant Joe Sixpack kind of guy to me. I love amaretti biscuits. Send your wife over to my house (if she's half way decent looking) and she'll get some apppreciation, and you can stay with your Twinkies.

Cjhsa ain't ignorant.... about food, that is :wink:.

Cjhsa, your a piece of ****, not a man.........just a piece of s h i t. Support your family and be glad you have one, and thank your lucky stars they have not left you sorry ass. I've worked 3 different jobs to support my wife and kids so she can raise them. If I can do it you can too.

My wife can't cook for **** either, so I will do alot of the cook'n. It's always made on the smoker/grill, easy to clean up and a good excuse to have a beer. Hell I've made hot pockets on that thing, frozen pizza, fries, even spagetti-o's.

Take charge, lead by example, and smile. And DO NOT grimace! My wife has made things that would make a billy goat puke, say thank you and when she isn't look'n toss it out the door!

Suck it up and be a man.

R E L A X dude....

I am, I am..........**** fire I forget that you guys don't know me that well. I've done that other places and people think I'm gonna come thru the screen and kick their ass. NOT SO.

After I pushed the button I read my post, you gotta read it picturing me smile'n.

I think the only one I got mad at and was serious was to Noddy24, I was pissed and I apologized after that.

I wasn't pissed here, the only serious parts were paragraph 2 & 3. And I've never been around a billy goat, nor do I want to, that was a phrase from Rambo, one funny damn show(no not Rambone)

Last sentence is what I tell everybody, suck it up and be a man. I tell my wife that all the time.

It is hard to tell if someone is serious or not without look'n at them. I'm not sorry, cause I wasn't serious. I'll try to use those damn little faces over on the left more often to show my face. Problem is I'm miss'n some teeth, my left eye and I have big ears. :wink:

CJ will make some woman a hell of a husband, someday.

She better not serve him almond cookies!

What a bunch of pansies. Especially you LuckyLad.

Can you spell "Pussywhipped"?

I am, you are, everybody's PUSSYWHIPPED. And like it!

I guess I'd rather be "pussywhipped" than "dickwhipped". :wink:

And yes I am, and I like it. Gonna go get me some right now.