Tea, I don't even want to know about a turkey baster.........I think
I honestly have a problem with feet! What the hell is that all about? Pretty feet with painted toenails is a turn on. And I honestly don't know why. Pretty painted finger nails are nice also. A "trash tat" is a definite turn OFF. String bikini/undies is also a turn off...........who the hell wants that up their ass! Gothic, whips, chains...........don't understand and don't want to know.
Throw in some turn-OFFS also. A "dominant lesbian" is also a turn off, they just look like mean bitches. Two playful ones are great! An extra tit would also be a turn off; dogs, sheep, cattle, etc........if you like, you better see someone about that.
Gotta leave with this famous quote from "Mr. Andrew D. Clay" "Two tits, a hole and a heart beat."