McTag wrote:That's nicely put. Palestinians chose an adversarial relationship with Israel since the inception of Israel.
Some choice.
Back on that chill desert evening when God spoke to Abraham, saying, "Look, your resources and collateral are spotty and you've got a lot of uncles and wives and kids and sheep and goats and, let's be honest here, really all we are going to be able to fit you into is a little fixer-upper and it ain't close but hey, do I make the rules?" ... back on that long ago starry evening, what the CEO of Holy Homefinders didn't mention was that this "little fixer-upper" already had folks living there and they'd been there for a longgggg time. You can imagine the conversation:
Abraham: "OK, get out. We're taking over. And there's no sense you lugging all that heavy roofing tile you lazy, perverted, false-worshipping, Sodomites never got done."
semitic locals: "What the hell?! Didn't anyone ever teach you to wipe the goatshit off your sandals? Who said it's yours?
Abraham: "God. He was very clear about it."
semitic locals: "You got something in writing?"
Abraham: "We'll rush it to you when He gets it done. His secretary figured a thousand years, maybe two. You read Hebrew? No problem, the lawyers all do. Say, wanna trade that daughter for a top-quality goat? And stop whining. We're giving you a great gift here, a chance for a new start. Get something on the seaside. Sell crap to the tourists. You got a real opportunity here. Look, I already got a jingle for you. Here it is...
"You can't trust Etruscans
They'll soak ya like the Grecians
Everyone will phuck you round
Except we Phoenicians"
Watch the screen door."