Some mild amusement

Reply Wed 12 Jul, 2006 06:16 pm
You have to create a sentence using the phrase associated with your birth month, and birth date, and the colour of the shirt you're wearing........ here's mine:

I choked on myself because that's how I roll

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled
December--I ran over

The day you were born on:

1-------a bird bath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' (boyfriend/girlfriend)
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself
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Reply Wed 12 Jul, 2006 06:22 pm
I loved Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

That is so gonna be my catch phrase now. Especially the because I'm sexy and I do what I want part-- OOH, sig line!!!
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Reply Wed 12 Jul, 2006 06:33 pm
I loved a banana because I'm cool like that.

hmmmmm .... nah, I don't think I'll make that my sig line! Oddly, I can see how it fits in with the Jungian personality analysis that said I was sexually ambivalent. I'm still trying to figure that out -- maybe I'm fruitosexual.
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Reply Wed 12 Jul, 2006 06:34 pm
I made it my sig line but it's only showing up sometimes. And I love it so! <weep>
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