I hate "Italians"

Geez, wotthehell are you guys talking about? I have enough trouble understanding Osso at the best of times without you coming in, dag, and adding to the mix.

Slovak, Italian, Slovak, Italian - mama mia, who cares? We're all one big happy family, no? (gesturing like an Italian and pfsttting like a Slovak).

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pfffffshting like a Slovak? Fuhgeddaboudit, Mame. You're dead. True, we Slovaks can't effectively hurt a fly, but we're great at pitting Russian, Italian, and Albanian (the worst of the worst) mafias against each other. So if I piss off the right guy, be scared... Now hang on, don't go anywhere, that may take me awhile.

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And then there's the Irish.

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Francis wrote:

Ok, you can say: ear, ear!!

Can't tell which is the sexier, Francis - the left or the right... you should post both and we can have an 'ear off' - we women will decide!

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dagmaraka wrote:

pfffffshting like a Slovak? Fuhgeddaboudit, Mame. You're dead. True, we Slovaks can't effectively hurt a fly, but we're great at pitting Russian, Italian, and Albanian (the worst of the worst) mafias against each other. So if I piss off the right guy, be scared... Now hang on, don't go anywhere, that may take me awhile.

You don't scare me, dag... I've seen what the Russians can do - I saw "The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!" when I was just a kid. And don't forget, the Canadians have beat their butts in hockey so many times it's not funny. And as for the Albanians, they don't even HAVE a hockey team, so whatevuh!

And Lola... the Irish? Yougottabekiddingme --- haven't you heard? An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth Smile

Ohhhh, I'm scared!

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And Lola... the Irish? Yougottabekiddingme --- haven't you heard? An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth Ohhhh, I'm scared!

But you gotta love um.

Slappy, are you Irish?

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Not Irish. Are you calling me a drunk? I'll drink to that.

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ossobuco wrote:

I think he apprehends me as a woman who would like to know stuff,....

Not only that, but I know you are a very knowledgeable person, Osso!

I hold you in high esteem.

You know lots and lots of stuff.

But I want you to know too that my modest skills in English language, do not fully allow me to understand your elaborated comments everytime.

Obviously, as time goes, I get more and more the gist of it...

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Mame wrote:

you should post both and we can have an 'ear off' -

I only can get it right with the left...

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Francis wrote:

Mame wrote:
you should post both and we can have an 'ear off' -

I only can get it right with the left...

Pardon, m'sieur? Je ne comprends pas.

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Des fois je sors des phrases qui sont au-delà de la compréhension humaine.

Faut pas faire attention....

It means that my left profile is the right one. Or do you think I got it wrong?

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Move over Frenchy

http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/light_skin/buba_phone.gif

and Slovaks

http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/light_skin/wizard.gif

Have we made it to the Germans yet?

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I'm not a racist. I can't be, because I'm dating a Mexican...and they're filthy.

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Geez Kicky - I just about spit my coffee at the screen.

No, Francis, it's only backwards when you're looking in the mirror! I took a picture of your left ear. Your avatar is your right! Hola!! You dumb but gorgeous Frenchman.

CJ - there are far too many Germans here for me to say one word. You'll all gang up on me! Plus, you're taller than me and I'd be spit in a second!

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Mame are you flirting with that Frenchman with two left ears??

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And what if I am? I happen to have a penchant for ears.

How are you, woman? You home safe and sound?

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I knew it, I knew it it's all about ears not shoes.

We are in Weston, Mass. and will taking off for Juarez Mexico this weekend I am going to a dental clinic in Juarez and have my mouth rennovated.

MA is getting a new set of choppers. I should do a thread on it.

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Well, good luck to the both of you and a big HI to MA... I'd like to see some before and after pics, Sglass Smile

Are you guys up to that? lol C'mon! Don't be a weanie!

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Mame wrote:

Geez Kicky - I just about spit my coffee at the screen.

I must give credit where credit is due...that was actually a paraphrased version of one of my favorite Sarah Silverman jokes. I love that joke.

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Sglass wrote:

I knew it, I knew it it's all about ears not shoes.

We are in Weston, Mass. and will taking off for Juarez Mexico this weekend I am going to a dental clinic in Juarez and have my mouth rennovated.

MA is getting a new set of choppers. I should do a thread on it.

you totally should! that will be something to chew on. sounds like one helluva trip! Very Happy

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