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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 12:00 pm
Chai for lunch?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 12:02 pm
No....I just seem to have this yearning for oysters.....or clams.

Dunno why.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 12:04 pm
bearded clams?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 12:05 pm
<drool>....
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 02:00 pm
When I'm munching on some beef curtains, and my "girl" is about to crush me between her legs, I'm just like, "Watch it bitch, or I ain't paying you."
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 03:43 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
he said "yeah I know, that's why I'm not moving, I'm scared"

Your husband has your sense of humour... Laughing
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 04:51 pm
nimh wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
he said "yeah I know, that's why I'm not moving, I'm scared"

Your husband has your sense of humour... Laughing


yea, and I keep asking him to give it back.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 05:09 pm
instead of just pushing him away... how about a really explosive gigantic fart... that'll startle him and he'll pull back for a few seconds.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 05:13 pm
Trust Bear to come along and lower the whole tone of the thread.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 05:30 pm
Just yesterday, the wife and I cut open a watermellon. She enjoyed hers in slices, but I ate out a big butt end. Mighty tasty, if messy.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 05:32 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Trust Bear to come along and lower the whole tone of the thread.


Sorry LE, didn't mean to offend you while you're snaking the plumbing.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 06:38 pm
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
instead of just pushing him away... how about a really explosive gigantic fart... that'll startle him and he'll pull back for a few seconds.


Oh god, you got me laughing..

remembering this girl telling me about a guy she just met that night.

she was giving him head and he cut loose with one of those long, loud, wet, stinky ones.....

She told me the smell was so bad, but she didn't want to seem rude, so she just kept going, making sure not to break her rhythm.


Yes, I asked, and no, he didn't even say "excuse me". Laughing
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 06:44 pm
SHE didn't want to seem rude? That dude probably did that on purpose so he could tell his buddies he farted on some chick's grill, and she kept going so not to be rude. Well, she's a good egg anyway.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 06:56 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
SHE didn't want to seem rude? That dude probably did that on purpose so he could tell his buddies he farted on some chick's grill, and she kept going so not to be rude. Well, she's a good egg anyway.


Oh yeah, that's the part that got me too.

Try to picture the look on my face....


thinking (omg this chicks a moron)....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 06:58 pm
good thing he didn't have diarrhea
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 07:06 pm
I wonder if that would have made her stop?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 08:15 pm
At least he didn't rip a nasty PENISFART.

You know, fart through his peehole.

Is that even physically possbile? Don't know. But I do know this: one of my all time favorite words is PENISFART, first coined by one of my old college roommates.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 08:21 pm
You could also call it a "penisqueef." You know, just if you ever wanted to get a little crazy and mix it up a bit. Sometimes I do that. Get a little crazy. I'll drink a NON-diet Pepsi. Makes me all giddy.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 08:23 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
You could also call it a "penisqueef." You know, just if you ever wanted to get a little crazy and mix it up a bit. Sometimes I do that. Get a little crazy. I'll drink a NON-diet Pepsi. Makes me all giddy.


Either term would make a great band name.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 08:25 pm
Gargamel wrote:
PENISFART.
Is that even physically possbile?

Kinda... It's actually a fairly serious medical condition, where there's a hole between the colon and the urethra.

If you ever pee foam, go see a doctor.
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