gettin eaten out

Crush his head like a walnut between your milky white thighs.

ROTFLMAO!!! So true........


Have you ever heard the expression, "Steer by the ears?"
Pushing him away, sure beats pulling his ears off in all the excitement!

Usually I have to read letters to Penthouse in order to obtain such stimulating information. Thanks, A2K, for raising my standards!

Among other things...

Crap. For a minute, I thought this belonged in "Life at Work".

If that's an example of work for you, I want your job!

If you talking while he is doing it and you say 'like' as much as you do, he probably thinks you are saying that you like it and he is carrying on!

My wife and I eat out on a regular basis, but I have never noticed her having a restaurant induced organism, however exciting the menu.

Mind you, there WAS a lobster thermidore that gave me a "semi" once.

I take you never order Frito Pie?

I routinely eat fish taco, much to my enjoyment. Is that the same thing?

Getting "eaten out" That is such a great old expression...and so romantic.


Oh yeah, he was eating her out man!


A few years ago, my husband was EATING ME OUT and I had one of those aforementioned organisms......

Ladies, have you ever noticed that sometimes that endows you with super human strength?

In the final throes, I reached down, grabbed him under the arms and lifted him up into my arms....one smooth movement.

He didn't say anything, so neither did I......for awhile.....he was just laying there on top of me while my heart slowed down, and finally I said...."I just picked you up like you weighed 5 pounds."

he said "yeah I know, that's why I'm not moving, I'm scared"

I'm just off to have a cold shower now.....

I ate out here in Vegas(that's not me in the picture. Neither is the guy me, either).

I'll just remain seated here behind my desk for a few minutes while I calm down.

Snicker Snicker


I got yo' buffet....LOL, OPEN 24/7!

That brings up all sorts of interesting images.

LOL, it was sopposed too...

Mission accomplished. :wink:

Now I feel hungry......

Ohh wee Lord E, what I could say to that one, but I think it might be to much for the faint at heart...lol

Might give some folks the wrong idea...bout' lil ole me...LOL