you're all so helpful.... I feel so cared for... 'scuse... I'm a little verklempt...
blueveinedthrobber wrote:you're all so helpful.... I feel so cared for... 'scuse... I'm a little verklempt...
Don't feel bad, dollink.
ALL bears are little there....especially the cold ones....
But they DO have a permanent bone
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kickycan wrote:Hey, Tico, I just worked on that ad campaign! Cool!
Uh huh. It figures.
We should've known you were just using us last year when you started that whole "should I shave my balls" thread.
You all remember that, don't you?
You were just looking for material for a client, weren't you. You owe us, Kickster. And we demand our share.
Kickycan, you're serious? E.G. and I have been talking about that one, I just yelled, "Hey, I know the guy behind the 'shave your ass' ads!" How much did you have to do with it?
I'm guessing he was up to his cock and balls in it....
Yeah, right. Watch him backpedal now that we want our share.
Wow, you guys give me a lot more credit than I deserve. I didn't think it up, or have any creative input on it. I'm a production guy. I just work on the already created files. They aren't my ideas.
If it makes you feel any better, I have more than once stared at the beautiful ass of one of the people who thought it up as she passed my desk on the way to the printer.
Oh, give us a break! That ad has "Kickycan" written all over it.
Well, since you put it that way...
Yes! I DID come up with that idea!
It came to me when I was in the shower one morning...well, it wasn't just any morning...it was the morning I decided to shave my balls for the very first time...I was a little nervous about it, I have to admit...I remember the water cascading down over me...one hand grabbing my hairy dripping scrotum and holding it out like an offering, the other brandishing a rusty razor blade that I'd found behind the sink in the bathroom...as I looked down at the blade coming ever nearer my soon-to-be-hairless balls, I thought, "Shouldn't there be an easier way?", immediately followed by, "Hey, my balls look sort of like kiwis!"
And there it is. I'm a freakin' genius.
For Blueveinedthrobber.
The old way is still the best way. Pop it into a large pot of rapidly boiling salted water and put the lid on firmly. Remove from the pot after three minutes. Drizzle with melted butter or, alternatively, sprinkle with melted cheese and chopped bacon and place under a hot griller for one minute.
