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Wed 7 Jun, 2006 01:48 pm
It just doesn't seem to glisten like it used to. Any ideas on what the problem is?
Re: Is My Penis Losing Some Of Its Luster?
blueveinedthrobber wrote:It just doesn't seem to glisten like it used to. Any ideas on what the problem is?
You're using too much zinc oxide, when you're out on the beach. :wink:
Astro Glide
that'll do the trick.
Could it be that all those years of screwing hookers with dry, cracked vaginas has scraped off the epidermal layer of skin from Mr. Winkie?
Time to visit the schoolyard again, sicko?
Bear
Bear, did you ever hear of buttering your corn on the cob?
BBB
Hey, Tico, I just worked on that ad campaign! Cool!
There is only one solution, and that is to apply Icy Hot (or Vick's Vapor Rub) to a long sewing needle, and shove then shove the needle way up yer pee hole.
Don't worry, it's credible advice, I totally googled it.
It looks the same as it always has to me.....well, perhaps, with the gravity and all, a little longer....
Gargamel wrote:There is only one solution, and that is to apply Icy Hot (or Vick's Vapor Rub) to a long sewing needle, and shove then shove the needle way up yer pee hole.
Don't worry, it's credible advice, I totally googled it.
No, no, no! It's a pencil, not a needle. You're gonna freak him out otherwise!
I forgot to mention -- on the link that I posted, make sure you go to the main menu, and then select music video -- I couldn't stop laughing.
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