Student gets a rampaging case of the Tysons....

Were they studying Van Gogh in Art class?

Always thought you get an earful in college...

I'm not exactly sure about the 'gnaw' thing. I can handle 'bit' or 'nipped', but 'gnaw' has a sort of rodent, rat-like quality - like you took 15 minutes to do the job. Either way it's not conflict resolution (and all the studying I ever did emphasised that aspect, finding common ground, etc - not removing body parts).

you picked a fine avatar to say that in!

No accounting for peoples tastes.

All right, in HUMANS!. Klingons prefer the bat'leth and painstick as methods of conflict resolution and motivational psychology.

and what do wabbits do pray ask? A walloping with a heated lettuce leaf? Carrot-combat to the death? Warriors do NOT have fluffy cottontails!! That is dishonour!!

It's sad these days, but even with a college degree
many young adults will have to take on careers
where they say "You want fries with that?"

At least a college education doesn't cost and arm and a leg anymore.

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears!" -- Antony, in Julius Caesar


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"That's all right, son, just give it your all." ... My WHAT?!?

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No it only asks for your first 10 years earnings or your first born.