Good morning Hail Satan. 6-6-6

ooooo...ooooo...will you take my picture with Satan?

I won't even have to do that thing where you put your fingers in a V behind his head. He's already set up.

(thinking) I know! I want a picture with him doing that old time Rat Pack thing....You know, where Frank is shaking Dino or Sammy's hand, and they're using their free hand to point at each other.

That is so phucking stupid it's cool.

Oh god, how cool would that be if the Rat Pack showed up to usher people to their fate?

Huh.

The world didnt end.


In my part of hell, there's plenty of mirrors. In yours, none.

oh, goodie, then i don't need to worry. so is it over yet?

Rat Pack impersonators....

no handshaking going on, but excellent finger pointing technique, complimented by the facial expression that says "Do you believe this guy? Is he great or what?"

Do you think I could get the devil to point at me like that when we take the picture?

Uhm. I just realised that my one-liner (a good one, if I say so myself) could be taken in two ways. As implying either that you're pretty, or narcissistic. I meant pretty. ;-)

Im dissappointed.
I even shaved for this.


nothing. Zip. Zilch... nada!
Not even a red sky.

Satan is a puss.


Oh well, maybe next time.

How old are you, shewolf? Over thirteen, right?

Depends.

If im in legal trouble, Im 17 1/2

if not,
im 30. ;-)

How 'bout when you're trying to make sense?

As if THAT ever happens..

Wow Snood, someone step on your tail today? You're being pissy all over the place!

Anyone who's pissy to someone like Shewolf must just be having a really bad day..

Hope tomorrow'll be better

Yeh. Tomorrow I'll definitely be better - at least I know I'll regret if I really hurt shewolfnm's feelings. But then again, tomorrow I'll still think Lash is a sour old beeyotch, Kickycan is a smartass ignoramus, Neo's being holier-than-thou, Bernard's being characteristically clueless, and...

why are you trying to gauge my posts, mom?

He needs a drink.

This is a perfect picture of the Lash I've come to know and love - offering a drink to, and making drunk jokes about a 16 year recovering alcoholic.

That's about as lowdown as anyone gets - you yell "get a job" at the homeless?

In any case, you will never be able to convincingly complain about any insult of any kind to you from now on. What a skeezy beeyotch you are.

In new zealand the devils number would be pronounced sex sex sex.

Is the Bear a Kiwi?

OK OK!

(clapping hands to get attention)

Everybody up and at 'em.

First day of the new regime, and may I be the first to welcome you all to the first day of this new era call "Abandon All Hope" (AAH)

Satan and I pulled an all nighter last night setting up all the presentation material to introduce everyone to AAH.

BTW, I was appointed his executive assistant for the Texas/Oklahoma sector. I am proud to serve.

OK - there's krispy creme donuts over on the table, and fresh brewed Seattle's Best right next to it.

When everyone gets settled in, shewolf will take a group shot.

Then Beezebub will be giving his PowerPoint Intro.

>grabs a donut and sits down<

WTF chai...?

that bastard was due at MY house..


this WAS going to be a sponge worthy date to






you owe me..

Tha would explain so much.....




(Oh, and in New Zillun, sux, sex and six are pronounced the same...almost enough to make you think, eh?)