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Hey Canada, Welcome to the Club

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jun, 2006 01:16 pm
Canada doesn't have a single citizen with balls as big as Bush.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jun, 2006 03:18 pm
Hey, maybe thats where his brains went.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jun, 2006 03:23 pm
cjhsa wrote:
Canada doesn't have a single citizen with balls as big as Bush.


Most would be proud of the fact, I am sure. I see that you have raised your level of articulation.
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Tico
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jun, 2006 05:30 pm
I'm so glad this was reported by US media, because it then allows Canada to be lectured and insulted by Americans such as Hostettler (Indiana).

U.S. politician blasts Toronto as a hotbed of Islamic extremism

feh.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jun, 2006 09:28 pm
Methinks Mr. Hostettler could use a geography lesson. Laughing
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yitwail
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jun, 2006 11:24 pm
been harboring terrorists, eh? better be sure you don't have any weapons of mass destruction, or we may have to invade you. Razz
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jun, 2006 11:01 am
yitwail wrote:
been harboring terrorists, eh? better be sure you don't have any weapons of mass destruction, or we may have to invade you. Razz


You already have. U.S. big business is thriving in Canada. Laughing
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yitwail
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jun, 2006 11:55 am
Intrepid wrote:
You already have. U.S. big business is thriving in Canada. Laughing


that's right, and we're going to keep it that way. and while we're at it, you should make English the official language, and stop playing so much hockey--you can't see the puck, anyway--and only 11 men on a football field. that should do, for starters.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jun, 2006 10:20 pm
yitwail wrote:
Intrepid wrote:
You already have. U.S. big business is thriving in Canada. Laughing


that's right, and we're going to keep it that way. and while we're at it, you should make English the official language, and stop playing so much hockey--you can't see the puck, anyway--and only 11 men on a football field. that should do, for starters.


Our dollar is gaining quickly....
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yitwail
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jun, 2006 10:39 pm
our dollar's still bigger than your dollar Razz

http://www2.travlang.com/money/US1FR.JPG

http://www2.travlang.com/money/cad1coin.jpg
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Tico
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 08:29 am
Laughing But ours makes a much better slingshot missile!
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yitwail
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 08:33 am
aha! weapons of (the) mass(es') destruction, i knew it! Mad

we also know of your plans to use Zambonis for suicide bombings.

http://www.motivationalquotes.com/postcards/cards/zamboni.jpg

we have lists of canadians who recently attended zamboni driving schools, as well as canadians who purchase suspicious items such as turkey bacon & non-alcoholic beer, so don't even think of an insurgency.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 09:53 pm
Ummm....Your sarcastic welcome aside and all, just in case they were forgotton, 25 Canadians died on 9/11 as well as many citizens from other countries. So I guess you could say we have been a member of this sad club for a long time.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jun, 2006 08:35 am
Ceili, i'm parodying our (US) war on terrorism, and also US stereotypes about Canadians. there's no intent to mock Canadians. not just North American perished in 911, i'm sure there were muslim victims as well. it's a club that rational, compassionate people all belong to.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jun, 2006 09:50 am
yitwail...No worries. I got the joke.

My comment was not meant for you but for the perenially negative, sarcastic posts from cjhsa et al. on Canada.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jun, 2006 03:57 pm
yitwail wrote:
our dollar's still bigger than your dollar Razz

http://www2.travlang.com/money/US1FR.JPG

http://www2.travlang.com/money/cad1coin.jpg


But, ours has more weight. When we through money around, we hurt people.
Cool
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jun, 2006 08:13 pm
Ceili wrote:

My comment was not meant for you but for the perenially negative, sarcastic posts from cjhsa et al. on Canada.


i thought chjsa saved all his sarcasm for me. i'm disappointed. Razz
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jun, 2006 08:15 pm
Intrepid wrote:

But, ours has more weight. When we through money around, we hurt people.
Cool


you have a point, but you can't use yours to light cigars or whatever. Laughing
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jun, 2006 08:21 pm
We can rip pockets out of pants with ours.
Can yours do that?

Huh hunh huh hunh huh?
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jun, 2006 08:26 pm
so? don't you have the expression, money's "burning holes in your pocket" up there? Mr. Green
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