Well I'm delighted when I can get you to produce any sort of spasm or bodily function, I wasn't trying to be funny. I was actually trying to help the poor sod. Pray tell what did I say that caused ructions in your nasal passage? Do share man.
I found it highly amusing, to see your avatar looking all serious whilst explaining that the way of saying thank you in Ireland, sounds very much like "Go rape a maggot".
"Here's the fiver I owe ye, Patrick"
"Ah, go rape a maggot!"
Of course, It's not half as funny, now I've had to explain it, but at the time ...................