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The Spreading Mismatch

 
 
Montana
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:43 pm
good luck there Littlek ;-)
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:44 pm
Lil'K...your post reminded me of that line about what all women want...

A rugged poet with his own Lear jet.

(Who said that, anyway?)
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:45 pm
<sigh>

Well..... haw about a guy who can change a tire and make mac 'n cheese?
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:46 pm
littlek wrote:
who doesn't drink too much

yes
littlek wrote:
does housework

yes
littlek wrote:
likes to cook

YES
littlek wrote:
and walk in the woods?

YES
littlek wrote:
a mechanic or construction worker

So close.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:46 pm
I belch on occasion, and occasionally pick my nose. Will that do?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:48 pm
Arthur - so close!

LordE, sweetheart, I don't think your wife would like that. Do I have to amend my list?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:51 pm
Sorry, ladies, no need to form a line. This good one is taken.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:54 pm
littlek wrote:
Now, can I find a mechanic or construction worker who doesn't drink too much, does housework, likes to cook and walk in the woods?



That would be Ryan. Say, is 23 too young for you? Wait, he might even be 25 by now...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:54 pm
Is this guy serious? Horseback riding? Well I pay attention to the latest trends, and according to a recent hit movie, horsebacking with buddies in the wilderness is totally gay.

Littlek, I have a guy friend who possesses both the manliest, and most feminie traits. He dresses in plaid shirts and dirty baseball hats, goes hunting and mountain biking, and is pretty handy. He also has coordinated an "apple pie baking day" that he has been viciously made fun of for, always keeps his place clean, and decorates his apartment for xmas more so than I have seen from any female relative.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 01:55 pm
Damn, add to my list: single and between 25 and 45.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:01 pm
littlek wrote:
Chumly wrote:
littlek wrote:
Metrosexuals are mere curiosities to me. I have a crush on my mechanic.
The post is good for a chuckle if nothing else, although I do have motorcycles and a sports car do all my own work.


Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are metrosexuals. <grin>

Now, can I find a mechanic or construction worker who doesn't drink too much, does housework, likes to cook and walk in the woods?
I am an Electrician in construction: industrial commercial & marine, I clean the house, I am surrounded by mountains, forests, oceans and lakes. I don't cook in the kitchen, but I do under the sheets.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:03 pm
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day....
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:05 pm
Chumly wrote:
I don't cook in the kitchen, but I do under the sheets.

Speaking of solicitation . . .
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:06 pm
Slappy, see amendment: is this guy (your long-time housemate, yes?) single and between 35 and 45?

Chumly, you're taken!
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:12 pm
I'll sand the tips of my fingers to remove the more burly roughness prior to our meeting!
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:13 pm
Callouses are good, girlfriends/wives are not.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:13 pm
littlek wrote:
Slappy, see amendment: is this guy (your long-time housemate, yes?) single and between 35 and 45?

Chumly, you're taken!


I thought you said 25. Anyway, he's 30.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:14 pm
Is Martha cute?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:16 pm
Are you asking me, littlek? Because I've called him Martha before, and you must have seen me referring to him as such? I guess he's not a bad looking dude, and he's pretty funny. Personality kind of like mine but a little toned down/less sarcastic, at least when he's sober.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 1 May, 2006 02:16 pm
littlek wrote:
Callouses are good, girlfriends/wives are not.
Every rose has it's thorn.


Slap howz the bike? I have two on the road but not the VFR yet.
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