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Metrosexuals are mere curiosities to me. I have a crush on my mechanic.

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"For example, I would love to set out on horseback across the Great Plains as they were in say, 1825, with a few friends, a good rifle, and a dog or two. Why? A woman would call the idea absurd, and say that I was trying to prove my manhood or regain my youth or something similarly psychotherapeutic."

Whoever wrote this is an idiot, or is angry at females for some reason.

I'd like to jump on a horse with a few friends and a rifle myself - just not with this guy!

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I have noooooo desire to set out on horseback across the Great Plains with a few friends, a good rifle, and a dog or two, underneath huge skies with the occasional buzzard, towering clouds darkening with distant rain, with the wind picking up and hissing through the brush, and nobody there.

I mean, nicely sketched, but really - none, whatsoever.

But then, I dont look like this either Mr. Green

http://www.fredoneverything.net/FOE-images/FOE_SideBar_Column_r1_c1.gif

Well, to each his own, of course. Live and let live. However, all attempt to make his spiel about what men simply "are wired to do" is just blather.

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littlek wrote:

Metrosexuals are mere curiosities to me. I have a crush on my mechanic.

The post is good for a chuckle if nothing else, although I do have motorcycles and a sports car do all my own work.

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His hygiene is probably about what the average was back in 1825....

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Fred seems to have some issues.

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Fred needs to get laid.

Although I can understand why it hasn't yet happened.

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flushd wrote:

"For example, I would love to set out on horseback across the Great Plains as they were in say, 1825, with a few friends, a good rifle, and a dog or two. Why? A woman would call the idea absurd, and say that I was trying to prove my manhood or regain my youth or something similarly psychotherapeutic."

Whoever wrote this is an idiot, or is angry at females for some reason.

I'd like to jump on a horse with a few friends and a rifle myself - just not with this guy!

What time should I pick you up for our trip?

I just love riding in the wilderness with a few good friends :-D

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Gee, I like to shop, I know how to and am willing to do my share of the housework, and always figured generally making a woman happy was the cornerstone of a good relationship.
But since I have no desire to ride the range with a rifle, I must not be a man. I'll have to find someplace to turn my penis in. Does WalMart take those without a reciept?

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blacksmithn wrote:

Fred needs to get laid.

Although I can understand why it hasn't yet happened.

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tin_sword_arthur wrote:

...But since I have no desire to ride the range with a rifle, I must not be a man. I'll have to find someplace to turn my penis in. Does WalMart take those without a reciept?

You fit right in around here, arthur!

(waving hello)

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Eva wrote:

tin_sword_arthur wrote:
...But since I have no desire to ride the range with a rifle, I must not be a man. I'll have to find someplace to turn my penis in. Does WalMart take those without a reciept?

You fit right in around here, arthur!

(waving hello)

Hey, I'll just hold onto my penis, if you don't mind.

Er..., I mean I'll just keep my hand on my...

That is to say, my penis isn't going anywhere it hasn't gone before...

Ummmmm...

Well, you get my drift!

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pix

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And pax to you too.

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As long as it's not a pox!

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Eva wrote:

(waving hello)

(waving back, without holding onto his penis, unlike some blacksmiths who shall remain nameless)

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Potato, potahto.

Some folks wave one way, some another....

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blacksmithn wrote:

Potato, potahto.

Sounds like the count's right, but you might want to see a doctor. :wink:

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Chumly wrote:

littlek wrote:
Metrosexuals are mere curiosities to me. I have a crush on my mechanic.
The post is good for a chuckle if nothing else, although I do have motorcycles and a sports car do all my own work.

Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are metrosexuals. <grin>

Now, can I find a mechanic or construction worker who doesn't drink too much, does housework, likes to cook and walk in the woods?

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