WHAT HAPPENED ABOUT AVIAN FLU?

Im staying out on the water. Ill take a few animals and my family and... wait aminute, have I got n idea for a story.

They'll be nobody left to read it, yah dweeb.

Joe(cough)Nation

yaz doesnt has to use such fowl language.

if you wqant a full dose of...AVIAN FLU... go to this site .
you may want to take some tamiflu befire opening the site .
btw my dentist suggested that i stock up on tamiflu and some survival grub . he thinks it'll be difficult to find a healthy physician who'll have time to write a prescription when the flu hits , and you'll still have to find a drugstore stocking the stuff . he didn't think he'd want to take a chance .
hbg

IT GOOD TO HEAR THE LATEST!

I READ IN NATURE MAGAZINE THAT THE THE FATHER(STILL LIVING) OF A BIRD FLU CLUSTER had 21 mutations in his version of H5NI as opposed to 1-7 in the rest of the family.

WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

GSK HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY MAY HAVE PRODUCED A VACCINE.

MY CHEMIST SAYS THAT THEY HAVE PLACED ORDERS FOR TAMIFLU SHOULD A PANDEMIC BREAK OUT!

Experiments with ferrets suggest a pandemic is unlikely to happen soon!

A STUDY BY SCIENTISTS HAS SUGGESTED A WEAK SPOT ON N-1(IT HAS A CAVITY),this might help drugs bind onto the virus

There is no threat at all.

I finally realised that the whole disrurbance offered a lot to the drug companies, as they forced everyone to buy the Tamiflu. This was probably its purpose.

a/t a 'reuter's' news report it's too early to let our guard down .
i know that our local health authority in co-operatio with provincial and federal health authorities is - quietly - mapping out a plan to combat a possible avian flu outbreak .
i guess only time will tell .
hbg

...REUTER'S REPORT...

I SAW A PROGRAMME ON TUESDAY ON HORIZON(BBC2) ABOUT THE POSSIBLE EFFECTS OF PANDEMIC FLU.

IT IS RECKONED IT WOULD PEAK IN 88 DAYS.

SEPARETLY,THERE IS A `FUJIAN' STRAIN OF H5N1.