Oral Sex

That's right, just like my women. Er, I mean, girls.

I also like my chicks like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

Hey, you guys know the best part about twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them!

I'm here all night, tip your waitresses.

They call it...



...The Aristocrats!

I found a dimpled spider, fat and white,
On a white heal-all, holding up a moth
Like a white piece of rigid satin cloth--
Assorted characters of death and blight
Mixed ready to begin the morning right,
Like the ingredients of a witches's broth--
A snow-drop spider, a flower like a froth.
And dead wings carried like a paper kite.

What had that flower to do with being white,
The wayside blue and innocent heal-all?
What brought the kindred spider to that height,
What but design of darkness to appall?--
If design govern in a thing so small.


I was thinking about "Design" by Robert Frost as I struggled out of my slumber this morning. I'm not sure why that particular poem entered my mind, but it did, and, impetuously, I decided to post it on A2K and what better thread this this to place it.

It fits like a glove.

Ahhh.... oral sex.

Yes shewolf. That's pretty much it.

This is all well and good, but what does one do when "faced" with what is best described as a dense and tangled jungle? Is it impolite to go to the garage for the WeedWhacker? Judging from the number of times the police have shown up at my door, a machete would be too threatening, I presume.

you hang on by the vines and role play

George of the jungle sounds like an appropriate character..

Would it be polite to start braiding?

edward scissor hands might be more appropriate


begin perfecting your poodle cut

While I'm at work all day, this is how you all play?

Did no one think of having me a nice glass of wine poured and ready? Perhaps some cheese and crackers? Geez!

Little k - Change your mental picture. Go back and read the first couple of posts and you'll see that I'm not in the picture at all.

hmm.. I have seen this thread, oral sex, twice today..

In both cases.. Blue started it and squinney finished it.

Somehow there seems to be a deeper meaning there..

....and I was going to make the observation that Squinney just happened to be the 69th post, but then thought better of it.

That sounds about right.

Squinney - after reading the posts between this one and my last, I have way more imposing images than the first.

we're here for you lil k....

I told you all it was the drummer.

Hey CJ, I'll give you a lobster if you'll come over and till my garden ;-)

Hahaha Montana, you're in the wrong thread for that

I know and I planned on directing him there, eventually