Gargamel wrote:Not to upset your delicate sensibilities, A2K Puritans, but I eat yeast infections. That's right. Sorry if that "offends" you, or if you're not mature enough to handle adult sexuality.
Yes, I suppose in this repressed republic we call "America," it's "uncouth" or "totally goddamn disgusting" to admit this pastime of mine. But I won't be fettered by your ridiculous standards.
Standards like brushing my teeth after eating a yeast infection.
Oops, there I go again. Run to church little angels. I'll simply continue to be free.
<rubs hands together> (to self): Yes, that was a classic Gargamel. One day you will win the Nobel Prize. You are liberating this country, one bored blogger at a time.
Now that's gross! <puts in puking face>
just got back from the gym and I'm dripping sweat. I wish you were here Gargamel, to smell my lemony fresh ass...
ya know gargamel,
with enough spit and friction
you could turn that yeast into little strings of spaghetti
welcome to the bottom of the barrel folks, we've been waiting for you....
Here, let me clean the pallate, erase any undesirable images from your minds, folks:
Imagine Snuggles the bear and the Pilsbury doughboy playfully fighting over a basket of puppies in a field of daisies, beneath a rainbow.
I was just getting ready to eat lunch!
And by lunch I mean food, not my secretary Bonnie Lunch.
More's the pity....
Yeast is for amateurs.
When you're chomping at what I call "the rainbow," you're a pro. A mixture of red(aunt flo), green(VD discharge) and white/yellow(yeast).
Bottle it up, put it on the shelf, and I'm buying.
slap may I offer you a nice 1999 felch? Goes great with ribs and breasts.....
BVT, you're a good guy, so I'll let you keep that felch. Save it for a rainy day.
Good god, you people are sick
damn slap I never figured you for a light weight... and here we're from the same neck of the woods and all.... I AM disapointed....
This is like watching a horrible train wreck. I want to turn away, but I just can't.....
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
When you're chomping at what I call "the rainbow," you're a pro. A mixture of red(aunt flo), green(VD discharge) and white/yellow(yeast).
That sounds like a Mexican rainbow.
Sorry BVT, I prefer my felches aged over 10 years.
cjhsa wrote:Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
When you're chomping at what I call "the rainbow," you're a pro. A mixture of red(aunt flo), green(VD discharge) and white/yellow(yeast).
That sounds like a Mexican rainbow.
Didn't you give some of them a lift a few weeks back?
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Sorry BVT, I prefer my felches aged over 10 years.
but under 13, right? :wink:
