There was an old woman in Argos who gave me a plate of figs from her orchard every morning. Do you think she was confused as well, and amorous?
soz...heh heh, yeah, The Onion is a creepy but funny mirror in the face of society sometimes, as you well know...
Algis, if your first date was not a date, but a fig, was it a fig-ment of your imagination?
I've heard of a pepper mint, but what the hell is a fig mint?
lol cavfancier, no i new in town so i think it was a figNewton.
Cav, that's not my writing.
I dressed MYSELF as a little girl until I was 14.
