@farmerman,
Do you dig your own clams?
Clam-ped down?
Are you happy as a clam?
Are your hands clammy from shucking clams?
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zam clam
Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of many 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
Sorry. I'll clam up now.