@msolga,
Quote:I hope you're taking your daily vitamins, spendius.
The can I have here right now lists the following ingredients--carrots, onions, lentils, potatoes, cauliflower, leeks, peas, green beans, cornflour, wheatflour, sea salt, yeast extract, tomato paste, honey, garlic, sugar, celery seed, vegetable oil, herb and spice extract, white pepper and parsley. With breakfast of porrige, banana and apple juice, dinner always with greens, the beer in the pub and a supper of brown bread spread with peanut butter and jam tell me what vitamins I am short of.
I am the same weight that I was at 18 and my only two short bouts of illness were caused by food poisoning after foolishly dining in posh restaurants in Oxford and at York Races.
It is well known that emphasis on food consumption is caused by ennui. As Mrs Pullar writes--" Boredom made society necessary. The brilliant companies and spectacles, the delicious dinners were diversions from melancholy. Often the least solitude was intolerable, producing instant ennui. Ennui was a luxury, as Horace Walpole told Madame du Deffand in a letter: it was the misfortune of fortunate people. As always, food and drink went to alleviate it, Roger North declaring: 'The profusion of the best provisions and wine was to the worst of purpose. Debauchery, disorder, tumult and waste.' "
By getting my biological activities down to about 5% of my waking day I am freed to pursue more of the higher contemplations such as the advantages and disadvantages of allowing females to vote and read naughty books and magazines which are specifically designed to enrage them. An early Agony Aunt, Hannah Wolley, in the late 17th century, advised ladies,--"fill not your mouth so full that your cheeks shall swell like a pair of Scotch-bag-pipes." Which she must have felt it necessary to say.
And she had seen a hostess who was obliged to cut her own meat, sweating more than the cook who roasted it, getting so greasy that she would clap her hands into her mouth, lick them and suck her knuckles and rub her teeth. "Most uncivil in company" Hannah wrote, it presumably being acceptable in private.