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Seating for the A2K Spring Dinner?

 
 
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 07:10 am
never if you dont eat fruits and veggies..
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 07:16 am
Let's do a clinical study. One group will only eat fruits and vegetables, one group won't eat any, and a third will eat a combination of f&v and other foods. We'll keep track of how often we poop and report back here.

The no f&v group will report back when they've exploded.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 07:19 am
i'll be the one to eat twinkies & corndogs...
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 07:29 am
My 22 year old nephew makes Twinkie dogs; split open a twinkie, add a steamed hotdog and mustard - enjoy. He says it's delish, I think he's nuts.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 10:14 am
yum-yum...
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 10:16 am
ew
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 10:19 am
I am being forced against my will to tell this story.

Back after the birth of my first child, I was monstrously hindenburgish, and vowed to drop the weight pronto. I read some books and decided on Diamond's Fit For Life, in which Diamond claims if you eat nothing but fruit all day ---or just nothing but fruit in the mornings until noon, for three days---


on the third day in mid-morning, you will be stricken with a frightening, uncontrollable projectile poo that will begin a Roto-Rooter clean out of your poo chute.

He warns people to make sure the third day is at home and/or you are to be in close proximity to a toidy.

I can only say he was correct on all accounts.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 10:27 am
Quote:
ew

extra whipcream?

capital idea!
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 10:39 am
lash - lovely!
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 10:44 am
I knew that would win me etiquette points.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 11:25 am
Whyn'tcha tell that story to end the never-ending thread?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 11:39 am
for some reason, the song Slip Sliding away...



is in my head..
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 12:11 pm
cyphercat wrote:
Whyn'tcha tell that story to end the never-ending thread?

You seem to be intimating that my important story of fruit and redemption may have an adverse response by the audience...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 12:12 pm
>ker-splat<
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 02:23 pm
I had a Diamond approved three servings of fruit for breakfast and a properly combined veggie on a whole grain wrap for lunch. Shall I check back later with the details?
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 03:12 pm
You has to do it three days in a row.

No cheating.

<and yes, let us know how everything comes out>
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 03:18 pm
I am late to the thread, having been off A2K but was disapointed to learn that no one wanted to sit with me. Crying or Very sad

I poop within 30 minutes of every meal which is as Nature intended in the truly healthy. Lots of floaters though.... no meat to weigh it down.

How did this thread go from dinner arrangements to poop by the way? Or is that just the A2K way? All roads lead to poop....
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 03:47 pm
I think it's all Dag's fault.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 03:50 pm
San Andreas Fault, anyway bear sit beside me, I don't have any reservations.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 04:00 pm
me neither... no tie either.
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