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Come over to the Pooky/Eva/Chai/other wimmins' roped off gossip and food throwin pit, and tell us.....
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which was the best lover and
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who had the best winkie?
Yeah! We want details!
Somebody wake her up.
i think they met somewhere on the way though...
<chin quivering>
they never made it to my house.
sniff.
OH! I can hardly withstand the roller-coaster that is Dag's love life!!
You think they met somewhere on the way, Dag? Are you suggesting that Gus and Amigo are...l...lo...lov....
I can't say it.
i think that is the tragic news, eva. the wimminkind will mourn them for a long time.
I'll say.
Okay. That's long enough. On with the party.
Right. On with the party.
BUT
I'm on a diet as of, well, 1/2 hour ago.
Yesterday I realized that in two weeks I'll be mooning the audience (panties on, not to worry) and doing my slut dance in see through outfit - I need to loose, well, about 30 pounds by then. That's reasonable, right? Ok, 10 will do then. At least I am back in shape. Got some solid muscle mass all around (wait... this should have gone to the a2k weight loss club...)...
In any case... Is there anything special on the menu for me?
dagmaraka wrote:
I'm on a diet as of, well, 1/2 hour ago.
Good God!! You must be starving!!! Quick, break the emergency chocolate box open!!!
This'un needs a diet like a moose needs another hatrack.
Lash wrote:dagmaraka wrote:
I'm on a diet as of, well, 1/2 hour ago.
Good God!! You must be starving!!! Quick, break the emergency chocolate box open!!!
<pssst, i proclaimed my diet right after having Ben and Jerry's ice cream.... I'll be fine till tomorrow...>
Roger, are you suggesting I should eat mushrooms? Wait a minute. I DO have 3 portabella mushrooms in the fridge since last week. I actually do have to eat mushrooms then.
Eat two or three different fruits a day. That should get your system running to clean out the junk in your blood. Eat raw veggies like tomatos, carrots, cucumber, etc. Wash them first with a little vinegar in the water to kill the bacteria. If you develop gas in your stomach then eat some peanuts or any kind of nuts to neutralize the acid build -up. Even peanut buttter will do.
mmmmm peanut butter. i think that's a good start.
I'm drinking pear juice right now... what a good girl I am. Bit of rum in it..
rum. another excellent diet tip. this seems not only doable, but fun.
When you start going to the bathroom everyday to poop it means your system is being cleaned and that is what fruits and raw veggies do.
Thank you, talk. How often does one poop when their system is not being cleaned?
