Did you ever have to take a really big dump?

I've always thought you were full of $h!t... now I know it for sure :wink:

Ha! I like that.

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Re: Did you ever have to take a really big dump?




Did you try rocking back and forth?

Thank you, Kicky, for maintaining your high personal standards of decency.

Re: Did you ever have to take a really big dump?


Yes, I even punched myself in the stomach a few times, but to no avail. I guess I will have to live with the fact that my body will take no dump before its time.

eat a nice bowl of raisen bran

Do you wait until it's ready to fall out? That's a sure fire way to make sure it comes out when you want it to. Just make sure you have a toilet near by...it can get pretty hectic trying to find one.

Well, it felt like it was ready to fall out, but then with all the moving and walking and looking for a proper receptacle for my leavings, the urge went away.

Maybe in the future I should just take my dumps right then and there, where ever and whenever the urge hits. It might be a little messier, but you know, you can't be too careful when it comes to your health.

Gosh No!

Words to live by.

Get a massage and make sure they rub your stomach. It usually works for me.

Let me shove a stick up yer bum and rummage around. If I find any loose change, I get to keep it, right?

That is indeed the funniest thing I've read today!

It's really quite simple.

You see, being a typical man, you enjoy the chase, the hunt, the pursuit of the thing that seems unattainable -- that thing that everyone else seems to have. Your mind even tricks you into thinking that you must have that thing -- that toilet -- and you must have it now!

So you hunt, you keep your eyes wide open, always alert, until you see your chance.....

Then...you pounce. The gleaming white toilet is there before you, suddenly and completely yours, and you can have your way with it -- for as long and as much as you want.

But then it occurs to you what having that toilet, and truly conquoring it, really entails. You'd have to drop trou; you'd have to purge yourself completely, without holding back; and, of course, there'd be the inevitable clean up afterwards.

It suddenly becomes just too much of a commitment.

So you turn, and walk away, leaving the toilet in it's white, porcelain, unspoiled chastity......

chastity and kicky? what a load of sh....

Kicky, try squeezing your head really hard. Whilst sitting on the tiolet, of course.

Is this a technique you've tried, LordE, or are you just blowing buttered scones up my ass?

Ouch.

Could have a lubricant effect...