cavfancier wrote:Is it just me, or has the author of this thread just disappeared?
I had a short sabbatical, that is all..
Some of you made valid points..Although some talk jabberwocky..Ahem. Anyway i have come to the conclusion that i have to seek out more female company, to understand the species more better and to have fun in the mean time..I love you ladies, but you can be a REAL pain in the butt some times..
Heh, good conclusion Rogue, I agree on all counts. Glad to see you back!
...
A man find a Genie lamp, rubs it and out pops the genie.
The genie says: 'look i'm in a bad mood, you only get one wish.'
The man says: 'Ok, I have never been to hawaii, because i am
afrain of flying and don't like boats. So I would like a bridge to hawaii.
The genie replies: 'Man thats just crazy, do you realize how hard that will be. nearly impossiable. Think of another wish.'
The man thinks for a bit, then says: OK!! I got it. I want to be able to understand women.'
The genie looks at the man for a few minutes with a blank look on his face and says.
'Do you want that bridge two lane or four?'
Moral of the story: Man can NEVER completely understand women.
only me..
I am the only person in the world who can use a spell checker and still have misspelled words
Re: only me..
Syd666 wrote:I am the only person in the world who can use a spell checker and still have misspelled words

Sorry im posting 'PUI'..Been celebrating..
If you could understand us, things would be far less interesting! Really boys, who cares if we can all understand each other ... it's the tension of the sexes that keeps things rolling (so to speak).
Forget women, men cant even understand men (definately in my case)
Ah - there speaketh an honest man!