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The Evil Genie game:

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Equus
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 12:18 pm
Granted.

You make a wrong turn on the way to work and accidentally drive through a small town called Retirement. After going into (and out of) Retirement, you are chained to your desk at work for the rest of your life.


I wish aliens would give me a faster-than- lightspeed flying saucer, with unlimited fuel and life support, for my own private use.
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Justthefax
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 03:16 pm
I wish aliens would give me a faster-than- light speed flying saucer, with unlimited fuel and life support, for my own private use.

Granted, however you can not read the alien writing and can not figure out how to fly the craft, you are traveling faster than light and you are going back in time getting younger and younger, you back before you were born and then your parents never meet. So you are never born.



I wish I was a Genie and could grant my own wishes.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 03:24 pm
Granted, however you're still in a bottle waiting to be freed.

I wish I would be famous.
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 05:06 pm
Pardon my mishap, but if you are the real Calamity Jane... You are allready, right? Smile

Well, ok, back to twisted wish granting.
Granted. You are now incredibly famous amongst elderly Amish female former hippies. All three of them.

I wish my bycycle tires would never puncture again.
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Ceege
 
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Reply Tue 25 Apr, 2006 08:05 am
Granted. Your bike tires of now made of lead. Too bad, they are so heavy that it takes an hour to peddle just one block.



I wish I could find the perfect job.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 25 Apr, 2006 04:58 pm
Granted. Now you are the Senior Quick-Change Facilitating Manager in the dressing room at the Folies Bergere.

I wish I was sane like the posters on here.
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Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 07:05 am
Granted. You are as sane as the other posters in this forum. You are now certifiably nuts.


I wish I had a collection of all the great novels ever written.
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 07:33 am
Granted.
And to have that extra bit of fun, they are all provided to you in old Assyrian cuneiform. On granite tablets. Talk about heavy reading...

I wish the message on my answering machine sounded sooo sexyy, attractive women would continue calling me back just to hear it again.

Naj
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 08:32 am
Granted-but they've traced your address and they are all beating on the door whimpering.

I wish I lived next door to najie.
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:02 am
Granted but now you both live now in the Sahara, neighbours of 500 miles apart.

I wish I had no wishes.
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:35 am
Granted. Boom, you're dead.

I wish I'd need only beer, and I have a lifetime supply of it
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 03:30 pm
Granted.

I wish I lived next door to najie.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 09:24 pm
Granted. Unfortunately najmelliw has a lifetime supply of Busch NA beer.


I wish my ribs would stop hurting.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 09:26 pm
Granted, your ribs have stopped hurting, but now its your foot thats killing ya.......

I wish I had a new job.....
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Fri 28 Apr, 2006 01:40 am
Granted, You are now in charge of cleaning the elephant dung out of their quarters at the local zoo.

I wish Busch NA beer would taste like divine nectar for me (but not for that nosy neighbor spendius Smile )
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Fri 28 Apr, 2006 09:26 am
POOF!! Busch NA Beer now taste like the divine nectar of the Gods! But unfortunately for you, ...you can't get the top off!

I wish I had superhuman hearing!
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 28 Apr, 2006 10:01 am
Granted.

You now hear everything. That includes what people say about you behind your back, jets taking off at airports around the world, people throwing up in back alleys, William Shatner singing, grasshoppers on the other side of the planet rubbing their wings together, supernovae exploding in distant galaxies...it does not take long for you to go mad.



I wish that everyone in the World be given a thousand dollars, or the equivalent in their local currency.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Fri 28 Apr, 2006 02:48 pm
Granted, everyone in the world has been given a thousand dollars, but the United States Post Office has lost yours.

I wish I had a naked man....
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Fri 28 Apr, 2006 05:19 pm
Granted. Poof! William Shatner appears, now naked, and still singing.

I wish gasoline only cost 1 dime the litre.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 28 Apr, 2006 05:49 pm
Granted.

Now you have to wear breathing apparatuas round the clock you kinky so-and-so.

I wish Ebdon wins the snooker world championship because I've backed him at 5-1.
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