@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
I wish I could get the conflicts analyst job at the law firm where I work.
You'll be offered the job 1 day before a Manhattan size asteroid crashes into the Atlantic Ocean and demolishes the Atlantic coastline up and down North and South America with a 1/2 mile high tsunami. No Chrysler Building, no law firm to run conflicts at.
I would like to one day buy and live in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn (no mortgage/paid by cash) and be able to live off a writing career penning novels.