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Thu 30 Mar, 2006 06:55 pm
1. Ask the evil genie to grant a wish.
2. The evil genie grants the wish. But the catch is that the granted wish has an evil twist.
Example
Post A - I wish I could win the lottery.
Post B - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is $5.00.
My wish is: I wish I had a new car.
your wish is granted unfortunately it comes in a box
I wish I had a better view from my office
Wish granted. Unfortunately it is a better view of a garbage dump.
I wish I could go on a tropical island vacation.
Ceege wrote:I wish I could go on a tropical island vacation.
Granted. Your on an abandonded tropical island that is 5'x5' and 6 inches above sea level. A hurricane will be hitting in about 15 minutes.
I wish I had a pizza...
granted-it's waiting for you in Italy
I wish I was at the pub right now
Granted. But, you work there and have to clean up where a customer threw up.
I wish I was famous.
Granted- unfortunately you were famous for running naked in front of the President and is now sitting in the police holding cells
I wish I could fly unaided
Granted. Unfortunately you fly into the window of a tall office building, fall to the pavement, and break your tail feathers.
I wish I was president of my own company.
granted-it's just not an organisation, it's yourself and you have no friends.
I wish I could type faster
(this is like the 'insult' thread LOL)
Granted. But you are unable to hit the right letters and everything you type is gibberish.
I wish I could travel all over the world.
granted-look under your butt, it's the map of the world!
I wish it was sunny here today
Granted. Unfortunately the sun dries up your skin and you look like an alligator shoe.
I wish I lived on a houseboat.
granted-but unfortunately you are in the middle of the atlantic ocean
I wish I did'nt have to go out this weekend
Granted. Unfortunately you do have to wash all the walls and windows in your house. And, clean out all your closests too.
I wish I had a big box of chocolate covered cherries.
granted-unfortunately they are plastic
I wish I had'nt washed my jeans that had my lotto ticket still in the pocket
Granted. You didn't wash your jeans and you won the lottery. Unfortunately your business manager rips you off of all the money and is living on a tropical island with a new name and (thanks to plastic surgery) a new face.
I wish I could lead a more simple life.
Granted - But you need to be turned into a unicellular organism. Life's much simpler there.
I wish I had 3 more wishes.
Granted. Unfortunately, you get annoyed and, without thinking, say "I wish I were dead" before you can even think of 3 more wishes.
I wish I could transform myself into any animal at will.
Granted, you're a cockroach. Watch out for the insecticide!
I wish someone would make me a tasty, nutritious breakfast. In Massachusetts.
Granted.
You are made a delicious, nutritious, elaborate breakfast buffet, containing all the fruits, juices, baked goods and luscious healthful foods your heart desires. Unfortunately, something you eat gives you a case of salmonella and you spend the next 36 hours barfing and running to the bathroom with diarrhea.
I wish I had a new luxury car.
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