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The Evil Genie game:

 
 
Ceege
 
Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 06:55 pm
1. Ask the evil genie to grant a wish.
2. The evil genie grants the wish. But the catch is that the granted wish has an evil twist.


Example

Post A - I wish I could win the lottery.

Post B - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is $5.00.


My wish is: I wish I had a new car.
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 06:58 pm
your wish is granted unfortunately it comes in a box


I wish I had a better view from my office
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Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 07:31 pm
Wish granted. Unfortunately it is a better view of a garbage dump.


I wish I could go on a tropical island vacation.
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fishin
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 07:33 pm
Ceege wrote:
I wish I could go on a tropical island vacation.


Granted. Your on an abandonded tropical island that is 5'x5' and 6 inches above sea level. A hurricane will be hitting in about 15 minutes.

I wish I had a pizza...
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 08:31 pm
granted-it's waiting for you in Italy

I wish I was at the pub right now
Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 08:44 pm
Granted. But, you work there and have to clean up where a customer threw up. Crying or Very sad


I wish I was famous.
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 08:49 pm
Granted- unfortunately you were famous for running naked in front of the President and is now sitting in the police holding cells

I wish I could fly unaided
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Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 09:10 pm
Granted. Unfortunately you fly into the window of a tall office building, fall to the pavement, and break your tail feathers.


I wish I was president of my own company.
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 09:16 pm
granted-it's just not an organisation, it's yourself and you have no friends.

I wish I could type faster

(this is like the 'insult' thread LOL)
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Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 09:31 pm
Granted. But you are unable to hit the right letters and everything you type is gibberish. Surprised


I wish I could travel all over the world.
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 09:34 pm
granted-look under your butt, it's the map of the world!

I wish it was sunny here today
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Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:00 pm
Granted. Unfortunately the sun dries up your skin and you look like an alligator shoe.


I wish I lived on a houseboat.
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:03 pm
granted-but unfortunately you are in the middle of the atlantic ocean

I wish I did'nt have to go out this weekend
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Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:32 pm
Granted. Unfortunately you do have to wash all the walls and windows in your house. And, clean out all your closests too.

I wish I had a big box of chocolate covered cherries. Laughing
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:37 pm
granted-unfortunately they are plastic

I wish I had'nt washed my jeans that had my lotto ticket still in the pocket
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Ceege
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:01 pm
Granted. You didn't wash your jeans and you won the lottery. Unfortunately your business manager rips you off of all the money and is living on a tropical island with a new name and (thanks to plastic surgery) a new face. Twisted Evil


I wish I could lead a more simple life.
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vinsan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 11:19 am
Granted - But you need to be turned into a unicellular organism. Life's much simpler there.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.
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Ceege
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 12:00 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, you get annoyed and, without thinking, say "I wish I were dead" before you can even think of 3 more wishes. Confused

I wish I could transform myself into any animal at will.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 07:46 am
Granted, you're a cockroach. Watch out for the insecticide!

I wish someone would make me a tasty, nutritious breakfast. In Massachusetts.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 08:11 am
Granted.
You are made a delicious, nutritious, elaborate breakfast buffet, containing all the fruits, juices, baked goods and luscious healthful foods your heart desires. Unfortunately, something you eat gives you a case of salmonella and you spend the next 36 hours barfing and running to the bathroom with diarrhea.

I wish I had a new luxury car.
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