Granted, your car's been repossessed.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted. Eevn better, I give you great beauty and insert you in a fairy tale. Congratulations on becoming Sleeping Beauty.
I wish I wouldn't bleed when I cut myself
Granted. Your skin is now made of Titanium, one of the strongest and most beautiful metals in the world. Lucky you!
I wish to be a great adventurerer.
Granted. You are boldly going where no man has gone before.... but you lack warp speed. Hope you don't get bored easily!
I wish I could be one of the X-Men
Granted.But if you get to be one you have to pm me and hire me as your assistant.
I wish namjie's would come true.
Granted. It turns out I turn into corrosive slimey man and you are the assistant in charge of helping me into my suit for each mission.
I wish I could be an evil genius
But---but......you already ARE an evil genius.
I wish my car always had a full tank of gasoline.
True. My secret, and underlying wish was of course for creating a paradox
Granted.Now you can make a fortune out of an automatic,electric head scratching machine.
I wish women in the pub would lower their necklines a few more inches.
Granted. All of their legs are shortened by a few inches, thereby lowering all other parts of the body and clothes worn on said parts of the body.
I wish I could discover a new animal species and become famous for doing so.
Granted, you just discovered a new species of crotch bugs.
I wish I wouldn't do such lame jokes.
Granted. You no longer posses a sense of humor.
I wish all plants would always bloom.
Granted, now they never fruit and agriculture as we know it comes to an end. Hope you like mushrooms and tree bark.
I wish I had a pocket elephant (e. g. a little elephant I could fit in my pocket).
Granted.
Unfortunately, although it has been reduced to three inches tall, it still weighs four tons and you are crushed to death after putting it in your pocket.
I wish that junk food was good for you.
Granted. This one actually needs no evil twist, since it will be useless, but requires feeding nevertheless and will always crap in your pants.
I wish I could live like a young Hugh Hefner
Granted. You will spend the rest of your days in pajamas and will spend thoses days in Sayre Elementary School. There you will be teased relentlessly for wearing your "jammies" to school.
I wish I had advanced daily notice on what the stock market is going to do the next day.
Granted. From now on, the Piggly Wiggly will call you daily to tell you what shipments they are going to receive the following day.
I wish I was a Hollywood actor.
Granted-- you're Tom Cruise, you're closeted, and you're nuts.
I wish I could breathe underwater (but not have unsightly gills and still be human too).
Granted. A pair of unsightly, large oxygen canisters have appeared on your back, complete with mouthpiece in your mouth. Too bad you cannot take it off.
I wish I could listen to Mozart performing... live in the 18th century.
Granted. Say good-bye to penicillen, the Internet, TV, automobiles and the US. Say hello to leeches, cupping, chamber pots and the frontier, complete with hostile Amerinds.
I wish I had a tasty low-fat, no cholesterol, crunchy, low salt snack in this room.
