<Hey, the evil genie didn't screw with my wish! Neat!>
Granted, enjoy outliving everyone you ever know and love, and eventually floating around in space after the sun goes supernova and incinerates the earth.
I wish my boyfriend would stop singing all the time.
Granted. Poof! He's a crow. From now on all you will hear from him is CAW CAW CAW...
I wish I could ice skate like a professional.
Granted!
You now ice skate like a professional bullfighter.
I wish that everyone in the World could live in harmony and peace.
Granted. Now everyone in the world lives in Harmony, Minnesota, USA, and La Paz, Mexico. Let chaos reign.
I wish I had a brand new pair of Oakleys.
Granted, but they're child-sized. At least your kid can look cool!
I wish it would stop being so cloudy and warm up!
(Hi, Tico-!)
Granted. But, you have the measles and can't go out in the sun. Itch--Itch--Itch
I wish my refrigerator was always filled with food so I would never have to go to the grocery store again.
Granted. Unfortunately, your fridge will always be chock-full of brussels sprouts and okra.
I wish I had an espresso machine on my desk that made me a cappuccino whenever I wanted one.
(Hi dev.
)
Granted, but alas that is all you will ever have from here to eternity as your butt has permanently been attached to the seat of your chair.
I wish I didn't have to work out and could still just look great!
(How've ya been?)
Granted .... you will look just great, and will never have to work out again in your life. Unfortunately, you look just great to a grizzly bear, who would like nothing better than to feast on your fat butt.
I wish I didn't have to go to court today.
(I'm great, dev. Outdoor soccer is starting up again. How 'bout you?)
Granted, but you now have a warrant out for your arrest and must constantly be on the run away looking behind you for that undercover cop or PI!
Weeeeeeeee-oooooooooo!
I wish it would be just a bit warmer!
(Just fine. Recuperating from Spring Break with the kids, getting work done, about to go work out. -- Ah yes, you're the soccer dude. Are you coaching the kiddies? Playing yourself?)
Granted but then you would have to walk around in light clothing and what with you looking so great all the blokes would be getting you down in the bushes.
I wish I had a fertile imagination.
Granted.
Your skull is now filled with 100% grade A nitrogen enriched humus.
I wish I had been more athletic in my youth.
Granted. You were an ice dancer.
I wish my neighbors would paint their house, it's an eyesore.
Granted.When they give you the painting as a reward for being a good neighbour you can put it on your wall and admire it after it has gone dark.
I wish I wasn't the A2K dunce.
Granted. Poof! You are the B3L dunce.
I wish I had my own TV talk show.
Granted.It's called Living Room Siege.
I wish I wasn't daft enough to play these futile games.
Granted! Ah, Spendius. Alas, I knew him well, but he is gone... We will miss you, ol' chap!
I wish my time was my own!
Granted.But now you don't know what to do next.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Granted.
Unfortunately, what you think to wish for is 1.3 cubic miles of swine manure, which is also granted and delivered to your home.
I wish that I could fluently speak, read and write every language in the World.
Granted.
Too bad you cannot utter two words in the same language in a row. No one will ever understand you anymore.
I wish I would never be bothered by the police for speeding again!
Naj
