Granted. You now speak ancient Etruscan. Unfortunately, you no longer speak any modern languages and can only converse with a handful of musty academics.
I wish Evil Genie was a Nice Genie instead.
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jespah
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 01:43 pm
Granted, but the time is all too brief and the genie is evil yet again.
I wish Equus could douse his thumb in some beer.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 02:12 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, the beer is boiling, and Equus has a scalded thumb.
I wish I played in the NBA.
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Mathos
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 02:40 pm
Granted with pleasure, you are a bat.
I wish I had a pocket which had a £50..00 note in it everytime my hand went into it.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 02:54 pm
Granted. You now have a £50.00 note sewn to your hand.
I wish I had a endless supply of cold beer.
(Incidentally, Mathos ... the NBA is the professional basketball league. MLB is the baseball league. :wink: )
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jespah
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 02:55 pm
Granted, you're swimming in it (sorry 'bout the blue body parts and wrinkling but that's what cold baths will do to ya).
I will I could remember the Spanish word for neck.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 02:59 pm
Granted. You now know the word, but you can never communicate it to anyone else.
I wish this next hour was already over.
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Mathos
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 03:11 pm
Ticomaya wrote:
Granted. You now have a £50.00 note sewn to your hand.
I wish I had a endless supply of cold beer.
(Incidentally, Mathos ... the NBA is the professional basketball league. MLB is the baseball league. :wink: )
Pardon my ignorance Tic.
Your beers in Iceland. :wink:
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spendius
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 05:29 pm
I wish this next hour was already over.
Granted.Fast forward automatically follows.
I wish those two young ladies in the pub could have understood logical positivism.
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LionTamerX
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 05:54 pm
Granted. Unfortunately now you don't understand it.
I wish I owned a restaurant.
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cyphercat
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 05:57 pm
Granted-- you own a restaurant. Too bad about those 47 health code violations that just got you shut down.
I wish the coffee shop hadn't been out of sticky buns this morning.
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devriesj
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 07:19 pm
You have just been granted a life supply of sticky buns, and only sticky buns to eat for eternity! Too bad about the impending size of your buns!
I wish I had just enough money every time I wanted to buy something no matter how extravagant or inexpensive.
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Ceege
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Fri 7 Apr, 2006 10:47 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, everytime you want to buy something, the stores are all closed. You end up bored, starving, and dressed in rags.
I wish I had a better singing voice.
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firefly
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Sat 8 Apr, 2006 08:48 am
Granted.
You now have a magnificent singing voice, full, rich, and beautiful, with marvelous range. Unfortunately, you are now tone deaf and completely unable to sing on pitch, and your off-key singing is so bad you can't even stand listening to yourself in the shower.
I wish I would wake up tomorrow and find my house cleaned so that it's spic and span from top to bottom.
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Mathos
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Sat 8 Apr, 2006 10:24 am
Granted a tsunami is on its way.
I wish women were more intelligent.
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firefly
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Sat 8 Apr, 2006 10:41 am
Granted.
All the women you now come in contact with are very intelligent. Unfortunately, they now all find you too dull, boring, and unintelligent for them to bother with, and you totally lack female companionship.
I'd like to win the lottery tonight.
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devriesj
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Sat 8 Apr, 2006 11:59 am
Granted, but you are going to be hit by a bus tomorrow!
I wish I could get over my insomnia!
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cyphercat
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Sat 8 Apr, 2006 01:02 pm
Granted-- now you're narcoleptic.
I wish I'd never catch a cold again.
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Mathos
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Sat 8 Apr, 2006 02:32 pm
Your wish is my command, you will never catch a cold again.
You end up bored, starving, and dressed in rags.