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The Evil Genie game:

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2007 02:50 pm
Granted, but the packing fairy has included only left foot shoes, single socks, your least favourite shirts and torn jeans.

I wish my new used car was a brighter colour.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2007 02:53 pm
Granted ... your new car is now bright fluorescent pink. Unfortunately, it is also a Skoda.


I wish all my projects would finish themselves.
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2007 02:58 pm
Granted, but of course you have no projects, and without them you fall into a deep depression, conscious of being entirely useless, and drink yourself to death.

(It IS a Skoda, how did you guess!? Haven't you heard they're the new cars of choice?)http://www.direct-vehicle-leasing.net/images/car_images/Skoda%20Fabia%20estate.jpg

I wish I could lose 9 lbs by relaxing and drinking and eating lots.
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Ceege
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2007 02:15 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, you lose 9 lbs every hour on the hour until you waste away into nothingness. Sad

I wish I could be invisible anytime I wanted.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2007 02:57 pm
Granted, but you hear such lies being told about yourself that you manifest as an avenging angel and lose your entire family and friends.

I wish I could transport myself to Switzerland without going through the hassle of flying.
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Pantalones
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2007 03:06 pm
Granted, but you have the hassle of crossing an ocean by boat and then travelling in train.


I wish I could be 100% healthy, 100% of the time.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2007 06:54 pm
Granted, but the only way that can happen is if you have lots of plastic inserted in various places, which is very uncomfortable, stops you having sex or enjoying food.

I wish I had a really comfortable computer chair.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 20 Feb, 2007 06:01 pm
Granted.

But you are bored after five minutes and start wishing for some extras.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 08:04 pm
i wish spendius would make a wish
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Marco Lazzeri
 
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Reply Tue 27 Feb, 2007 12:11 am
Granted. But he wishes that a huge ball of iron fall on your head.

I wish I could fly a jet.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Tue 27 Feb, 2007 05:04 am
granted it has no wings

i wish for a chocolate bar
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Marco Lazzeri
 
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Reply Tue 27 Feb, 2007 07:35 am
Granted. tis a frozen bar and you happen to have lost all your teeeh.

I wish I could stay away from temptations.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2007 06:34 am
granted but u miss all the good things in life

i wish i was a catapilla
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thoh13
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2007 10:50 pm
granted. u get eaten by a bird

i wish i were invisible
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soul collector
 
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Reply Thu 1 Mar, 2007 01:58 am
granted but ur also a mute so u cant comunicate with any one

i wish for a super model
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thoh13
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2007 07:12 pm
granted but she used to be a man

i wish for world peace
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soul collector
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2007 07:17 pm
every one dies and the world and animals have peace

i wish i had some money to give to charity
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thoh13
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2007 07:25 pm
granted but the charity u give to has ties to terrorists and ur under investigation

i wish pot was legal
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 3 Mar, 2007 05:26 am
Granted, but the whole world become potheads, the sewers overflow, the vehicles aren't maintained and we all die because nobody produces any food.


I wish I had bought the correct train ticket so I don't have to pay a supplement.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sat 3 Mar, 2007 02:56 pm
Granted. Now you are doomed to forever ride, ride, ride that train and never disembark! HAHAHahhahahahha!

I wish it wasn't so frickin' freezing!
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