Greanted. You have the Australian summer and drought and die of thirst or a forest fire or both.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much curry.
Granted. Now you shall have no more - ever! And go insane for the want of it.
I wish I didn't have to leave a2k so soon.
granted u glue urself to the computer but in the process u electricute urself and become meshed within the virtual world of a2k
i wish the weekend was here already
granted...the weekend has been moved up..but it will be another 10 work days until the weekend after this one
i wish all fast food was healthy
Granted. Then there would be no takers for 'normal' food and the Ecosystem would be unbalanced.
I wish all the continents together form a gigantic supercontinent once again.
granted. they all crash into each right now causing a bajilion magnitude earthquake and everyone dies
i wish earth had 2 moons
Granted, but they collide and earth vanishes in a puff of cosmic dust
I wish I hadn't accepted that final whisky.
Clary wrote:
I wish I hadn't accepted that final whisky.
Granted but you still have one bad hangover.
I wish I had never wished.
granted. time is reversed to just before the moment u wished, unfortunately it causes a rip in space-time and the universe implodes in on itself
i wish i had an IQ of a one million
that IQ would be the Irritation Quotient!
I wish I had a hundred more wishes to make.
You have, on this thread, and the fun thing is, they never come true.
I wish someone would clean my windows.
Clary wrote:
Quote:You have, on this thread, and the fun thing is, they never come true.
Go ahead, give em a chance. They'd clean your house too.
I wish I had a laptop.
You have a laptop but, like so many, it is permanently breaking down and you have to pay out more than it's worth to get it fixed.
I wish they'd come and clean the house too, since you mentioned it!
Go ahead, give em a chance. They'd "clean" your house.
I wish I'd mastered C# programming.
Marco Lazzeri wrote:Go ahead, give em a chance. They'd "clean" your house.
I wish I'd mastered C# programming.
Granted however no one is using C# anymore.
I wish I have all the wining lotery numbers for the next 10 years.
Granted but after 3 disappointingly small wins they suss you out and throw into jail for cheating, so you are destined never to do the lottery again. Your sentence was for 11 years.
I wish I could find the right partner and settle down.
Granted. That partner is found in the perfect dog for you. Now go feed it, walk it, scoop its poop ad infinitim.
I wish I could just know all that I need to know.
Granted, however knowing everything causes you to get dizzy.
I wish that only good things will happen for the rest of my life.
granted....so many good things happen to you, you get a heart attack...the rest of your life was 5 hrs after ur wish came true
i wish, i wish i havent killed that fish
thoh13 wrote:granted....so many good things happen to you, you get a heart attack...the rest of your life was 5 hrs after ur wish came true
i wish, i wish i havent killed that fish
Granted however that fish was Moby Dick, and he turns around and sinks your boat.
I wish that the evil Genie had never be set loose.
