Granted, but you wouldn't be able enough to fetch any job for yourself.
I wish for more weekends.
Granted, but the law now states no shops can open at weekends so you starve to death.
I wish my feet were warmer.
Granted, but they'd be maintained at 1000 Kelvin.
I wish some close to me never died.
Granted, but you die so you still arent together.
I wish this day wouldnt end.
Granted but that means the other half of the world is in perpetual night, crops fail and there is widespread war and destruction.
I wish I could book my train journey online.
Granted, but now you have torn the fabric of the universe such that train is the ONLY way anyone can travel!
You need a wish to complete your turn, my dear!
well I wish I could win a million
good luck trying to do something with the million starving cats u receave
i wish i could get rid of all the things i dislike
Granted, but you happen to dislike yourself and so got rid of.
I wish I slept at the right time
we all do - granted, you sleep at the right time for the Eastern American time zone, which is totally out of synch to where you are!
I wish I could get more students for my school of English.
granted but they r all deliquents who like to burn things
i wish i had a bigger hard drive to store my music on
Granted. You have ALL the hard drive & none of the rest of us can have any space for our stuff. We hunt you down like the dog you are and torture you to a slow and painful death.
I wish I didn't ever get colds! ACHOO!!
Granted, but the cold gets you instead.
I wish I could laugh more.
Granted: You will laugh for a period of 15 minutes on the hour every hour for the next 15 years.
I wish there was no gate on the road I live on,
Granted, there is no longer a gate ...... unfortunately, this means your road will now be so busy you can never turn left out your drive.
I wish the snow would go away.
Granted, it goes away and so does the rain; within a month you have a full scale drought and within a year, a desert.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much chocolate cheesecake yesterday.
Granted. So you will anti-eat ALL the choco-cheesecakes you've had since you were a kid
I wish other animals too could talk like us.
Granted. But the conversation of cockroaches, ants, mice, rats, cats and dogs is so mindlessly dull, and you can't shut it out, it sends you crazy in two weeks.
I wish my car would drive itself to the repair shop this morning, as I can't be bothered to go out.
Granted ... unfortunately it's driven itself to a repair shop over 30 miles away.
I wish my packing would be done for me.
