Granted, but it's at the expense of your hearing. You see beautifully but you're stone deaf.
I wish my roofer hadn't stolen my camera.
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Mathos
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 01:09 pm
Camera's back but your roof leaks worse than ever.
I wish I hadn't that two ton of stone chippings to carry up hill next week.
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najmelliw
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 05:38 pm
Granted. It's now a twenty ton stone slab you have to get uphill.
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najmelliw
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 05:39 pm
Oh, and my wish... Ehm. I wish for a government with no bureacuracy or corruption which does underwrite and follow all the conventions of Geneva.
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bsingh5
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:08 pm
Granted you are now dead and live in heaven.
I wish my money problems could be solved.
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spidergal
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:11 pm
Granted. You are on top of the thieves' chart.
I wish I had a cat.
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bsingh5
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Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:14 pm
Granted he now shed's and pukes all over the place you decide to get rid of him.
I wish I didn't have to be rude.
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NWIslander
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Mon 31 Jul, 2006 09:57 am
Granted, but you are now ignored because you're so overly nice that you're boring.
I wish the builders doing outdoor home improvements on my neighbor's house wouldn't start banging and hammering at 7 AM.
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najmelliw
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Mon 31 Jul, 2006 10:03 am
Granted. They now work all through the night, but take their break at 7 AM.
I wish there was no such thing as Whiplash in the world.
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bsingh5
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Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:07 am
Granted, instead we break our necks.
I wish I could cook better than my mother
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Mathos
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Mon 31 Jul, 2006 02:56 pm
You can, and you are now to work for the rest of your life on the worlds biggest liner cooking for everybody, every day.
I wish I was in Mae Horn Sorn right now.
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Ticomaya
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Mon 31 Jul, 2006 04:05 pm
Congratulations! You are in Mae Horn Sorn right now, but unfortunately she's married and her husband has just arrived home to find you mid-tryst.
I wish it wasn't 100 degrees today.
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NWIslander
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 01:42 pm
Granted, it's now gone up to 101.
I wish the airline would honor my frequent flyer miles.
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Mathos
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:53 am
It has, unfortunately for you the plane has gone into space and won't be coming back.
I wish that every wish I make, comes true.
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najmelliw
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 11:18 am
No problem, However, you only get one wish. So no more wishes for you now.
I wish that my worst enemy gets the wish he wants, evil genie
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NWIslander
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 09:21 pm
Granted, but he wishes you dead.
I wish they'd produce some good sitcoms for TV.
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Clary
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Thu 3 Aug, 2006 06:25 am
Granted, but unfortunately they are only available on specialised networks that don't serve your area; you have to move house to see them.
I wish I lived nearer London.
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spendius
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Sat 5 Aug, 2006 02:07 pm
Granted. Now your chair is eight feet to the east and you can't see the telly.
I wish the ice-caps would melt then the sea would be near the end of Dunbottom Meadow and I could sell this dump to a beach holiday company for big bucks.
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Clary
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Thu 10 Aug, 2006 06:22 am
Granted. But the big bucks are useless as all the world's banks have disappeared in the flood, and people surviving on hillsides have to barter to survive.
I wish I had more storage space for things like hoovers.
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devriesj
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Sat 12 Aug, 2006 10:33 pm
Granted - Now your entire home is a storage place and you can't move without running into a hoover or any and all of your 'storables'!
