Granted. But the meeting has to take place in central Iraq.
Sorry. My wish is:
I wish we could have new performers writing and performing music like that of the Beatles and Dylan.
Granted. But you are now unrecoverably deaf.
I wish I could.
Granted. You could, but you can't any longer.
I wish I owned a petting zoo.
Granted now animals run rampant on your front lawn and they keep you up at night.
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you have a middle seat in the last row of the plane across from the bathroom, and due to technical difficulties the plane sits on the tarmac for 6 hours before it is cleared to leave.
I wish I looked the way I did at 21.
Granted. However, you have the maturity of a 60 year old. You are not attracted to the people who are attracted by you, and grow immensely weary of all this unanted attention. Eventually, you will withdraw from social life and live in a cave.
I wish I was still a toddler.
Granted. You have the body of a toddler and the brain of a 60 year old. It's even worse than what you granted to NWIslander, because people treat you as if you were half daft. You become mute and never grow out of bed wetting.
I wish I had some extra rooms in this house.
Granted now you have so many that you don't know what to do with them.
I wish I had a better computer
Granted, but you now work for the computer firm from hell, with a boss who demands that you put in an 80 hour work week.
And what shall your wish be?
Sorry, I keep forgetting to post a new wish.
I wish I was in a gondola in Venice!
Granted but you are completley drunk and so you cannot enjoy the ride because you are puking your guts out every 2 seconds.
I wish I was in France.
Granted but I'm your guide and I'm taking you to the silliest places we have.
I wish my wish would be the wish you have in your wildest dreams.
If that could be granted with no objections I would be the most happies woman on earth.....
Granted. Of course, to your complete horror, you find out I'm an egocentric, megalomanic, sadistic, discriminating, psychotic, criminal, diseased person whose wildest dreams are to become the head of the Fourth Reich.
(PS. I might be a tad dishonest here. But who knows which other people read this for which it might be true?)
I wish I could get rid of all the bad habits listed above and get Mother Teresa's instead(she won't be needing them, after all).
Oh dear....shall I grant that?
Granted, naj, but you have some other bad habits to compensate: greed, laziness, miserliness and pomposity
I wish the summer were longer.
That wish has unfortunately been granted already, due to global warming. Not much fun, is it?
I wish I had perfect eyesight without glasses.
